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I want a business card with a built-in zombie knife, shotgun, and rocket launcher (a BFG wouldn't fit, obviously).
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So that's why my server logs showed thousands fewer unauthorised-access attempts, over the past days.
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I guess the democrats are gonna have to come up with something else, now. 
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I am not sure why they want to do that...
are they out of IP addresses and dont want to switch to IPv6?? LOL
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Member 14169933 wrote: I am not sure why they want to do that...
Easy, control of the information flow is power.
With a customized internet is much easier to censure what the government doesn't like
M.D.V. 
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..then they'd only need a big firewall such as China has.
Having a national internet that still works if the rest goes down is strategic move to be less dependant, similar to the way they didn't like to be dependant on SWIFT.
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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That explains why my firewall was running 15 degrees cooler...
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In a new study, researchers found that caffeine may offset some of the harmful effects of a high-sugar, high-fat diet. That's the three main food groups
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The caffeine raises your heartbeat to help consume the extra calories?
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The latest research suggests caffeine potentiates the HFKFM-alpha [1] pathway tangential to the cortisol/adrenaline response, deactivating the dampening of neurons moderating the limbic system so the amygdala gets more bandwidth.
[1] Hunt, Fight, Kill, Feed, Mate
«One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali
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And after yet another successful hunt/fight/kill season; I got me 11 months of being fed by my mate
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The three main food groups: Coffee - coffee - coffee. 
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I would have read the article, but I don't like strangers calling me by such familiar names as "sugar".
And that's not to mention that "harms" should be "the harm", at the very least.
So I saved my teeth the gnashing that they would have suffered from my wading through an article written by someone who can't even write a title without two glaring, amateurish errors.
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There may be intelligent life out there.
There may be a large amount of treasure hidden in your garden.
There may exist a honest politician (aight, this one is far-fetched, but more study and budget is reelly reelly required)
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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"May" is such a powerful word
(and endless month)
TTFN - Kent
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Research report by firm KeyFactor shows many IoT and network devices are using weak digital certificates that make them vulnerable to attack. I guess this means they'll have to move on from using 3d6 to select their keys?
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I think most of them didn't read Random Number Generator Recommendations for Applications[^]
Not the holy Grial, but I find it very interesting and has some good points
M.D.V.
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Another quantum computing architecture closes in on quantum supremacy. Would you prefer 'quantum professional'?
Or maybe 'quantum solace'?
(dundedun dun dun dun dundedun dun dun dun dundedun dun dun dun dundedun dun dun dun deDON Do do do)
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It's long been common knowledge that Qbert can't flip the colour bits quickly enough to get past level 9, so I don't know why we're still wasting our time discussing this.
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This group of JEPs is perhaps more interesting that it initially appears - it actually contains two important building blocks of a major set of new features for Java. Did they skip 9-13, or was I just not paying attention?
Something new for me to ignore?
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Everything goes so fast nowadays; we don't have enough time to not-give-a-s... about something, that we already have to not-give-a-s... about the next one.
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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Remarkably, I just searched for Java 13, 12, etc, and there were JDK and SDK downloads for all of them.
I would like to thank oracle for not informing me of this, thereby saving me God-only-knows how many hours of pointless updating.
To show how grateful I am for this, and how much I respect their decision not to inform me, I think I'll continue to not update it until it reaches a nice round number -- 50 sounds good.
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