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#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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When you connect the holodeck to the navigation computer...
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We recently posed the question to the CodeProject.com audience: “How often do you shoot down product tool choices your manager / team lead presents to your team?”. It only came in blue or tan
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I don't like the way that almost half the page is dedicated to a section named "Overcoming Objections".
My suggestion for the textual content of such a section is one word: "DON'T!"
Look at the reasons for the rejections!
If anyone thinks the huge majority of them are not valid, they're wrong.
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"Lead with developer empathy"
What the hell does that even mean? The paragraph allegedly explaining this is pure marketing gibberish.
What cracked me up was that the article was about marketing, but most the survey responses could be reduced to "the product sucked." Marketing doesn't help much there.
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Evil Fizz Buzz is Jason Gorman's exercise that uses Fizz Buzz to teach continuous integration and test-driven development, played with five or more software developers. Just in case you're feeling a little bored this week
Apologies that the actual method is described in a Twitter thread, but there's enough on the linked page to figure it out.
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If you are going to divide up a task that trivial between five developers, and make TDD mandatory for the task, the entire management team needs to be fired. And if it takes five developers for the task, they need to be fired as well.
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Why is Jason Gorman screaming that his son never met with Russians? Does he think anyone cares?
Oh. Sorry.
Wrong twitter feed.
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My patience for this type of bullshit ran out long ago.
This is what incompetent people do to pretend they know what they're doing.
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Ruby 2.6.0 comes with an early implementation of a Just-In-Time (JIT) compiler. The JIT compiler was introduced in Ruby to improve the performance of programs made with Ruby. Just in time for Christmas (ruby compilation edition)
Yes, that's a 'Ruby is slow' joke. Apologies to the Ruby fans. It's your turn for old jokes.
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JiT? I thought they were using the JTFC* compiler.
* Just Time For Coffee
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Quote: On Optcarrot, a CPU intensive benchmark, Ruby 2.6 has 1.7x faster performance compared to Ruby 2.5. The JIT compiler, however, is still experimental and workloads like Rails might not benefit from for now.
So, they speed up the language behind the slowest web platform in a way that doesn't actually benefit the one case where ruby performance matters. Rails sites with more than 0 users.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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The Mars Express Orbiter has captured images of a huge crater full of ice on the surface of Mars, just in time for the holiday season. I guess that settles the "is there water" debate.
Alternate for Canadians:
I guess next year's NHL Winter Classic has a venue
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That's not ice.
It's the valley where the cow launched by Earthworm Jim landed.
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Russian cosmonaut Sergei Prokopyev said that the mysterious hole in a Soyuz capsule docked to the International Space Station was drilled from the inside, according to the Associated Press. And the calls are also coming from inside!
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All right!
Attention everyone!
I want to know -- and I want to know Now! -- who put up the picture of dogs playing poker?
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OK, who smuggled the dartboard?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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It’s practically a rule in tech: If it has electricity, eventually it will run Doom. Now a Roomba might have been a bit tricky to work into that equation, given the lack of things like a screen, but game developer Rich Whitehouse has found a way with a new tool he calls “Doomba” that can take floor map data from the smart cleaning robots and convert it into Doom levels, according to Polygon. Demons and Nazis sold separately
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Demons and Nazis sold separately Well, as long as he throws in a shotgun, I'm happy.
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On December 24, 1968, Apollo 8 astronauts William Anders, Jim Lovell, and Frank Borman reached lunar orbit, allowing them to become the first humans in history to witness an Earthrise. You are here
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Viewed through Context-A-Matic, the wifi enabled and Alexa-compatible goggles, the entire planet is obscured by microscopic "Sh1thole" and "@rsehole" labels.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: … Alexa-compatible goggles, the entire planet is obscured by microscopic "Sh1thole" and "@rsehole" labels.
I think that you're wearing them wrong.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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It's all in the filter selection.
[edit] only six words, but I still managed to typo one [/edit]
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modified 25-Dec-18 4:59am.
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You know you can get around the filters, right?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I requested a user guide from the Context-A-Matic makers, but they're an agile shop, so they sent me a PDF of their doxygen output, with the words "User Manual" on the front page.
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