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Step 1: Reboot the computer
Jeremy Falcon
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Quote: In general, I believe the process of solving a software development problem can be divided into four steps:
1. Identify the problem
2. Gather information
3. Iterate potential solutions
4. Test your solution
1. Post code on Stack Overflow
2. State how urgent it is
3. Copy and paste any given solution
4. Reply "It doesn't work"
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F-ES Sitecore wrote: 1. Post code on Stack OverflowCode Project
2. State how urgent it is
3. Copy and paste any given solution
4. Reply "It doesn't work"
or
F-ES Sitecore wrote:
1. Post code on Stack Overflow
2. State how urgent it is
3. Copy and paste any given solution
4. Reply "It doesn't work"
3. Rage when your question gets closed for some reason that boils down to "You fell off the clue train"
FTFY x2 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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‘Windows 10 Enterprise in S Mode,’ a locked-down version of Windows 10 S, will be available from Microsoft in April or May 2018. Does it work on a VT-100, or do I have to upgrade to the 220?
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We run locally written, specialist software on ALL corporate PCs. None of these applications come from the App-Store so Win 10 Enterprise S will be useless on our several thousand PCs. Nothing new there!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I got to do a project with a VT-340 once. Yee haw. 
They may called it "locked-down" but what do you bet it will still update itself? If so, it isn't locked-down enough.
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Actually, it's called Windows "F" mode.
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Isn't windows 10 S nothing more than a slimmed down version of Windows 10 that only runs software through the app store and stores everything in the cloud? What serious business would do that?
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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That's it in a nutshell, yes. And I wonder the same thing. I guess if they want to make sure all their employees have full access to Candy Crush (and limited functionality Office products) it would be good. 
TTFN - Kent
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This time, the Go-playing algorithm didn’t need any human players to help it. So, it passed Go?
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I'm not sure handing a BFG to an AI is a good idea. 
TTFN - Kent
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A new report release by Veracode, a CA Technologies company, revealed 88% of Java apps include at least one vulnerable component, and about 53.3% of Java apps rely on a vulnerable version of the Commons Collections components. I think you had me at 'majority of apps'
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CERT updates its list of potentially worrisome innovations. Pretty much every shiny new thing...
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Risks to whom? If it means risks to financial and insurance companies from making huge profits, and the risk governments losing control over information accessibility, then yeah, these innovations bring risk to those types.
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We’re committing our resources towards making MDN Web Docs the best place to go for web API reference. To kick things off, today we started redirecting over 7,700 MSDN pages to corresponding topics in the MDN web docs library powered by Mozilla. "There can be only one."
I know some people have problems with "the other place"
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we started redirecting over 7,700 MSDN pages to corresponding topics in the MDN web docs library powered by Mozilla.
So all those 7,700 pages that say "content no longer available" all go to one page now??? 
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Have some more confusion:
InfoQ article, Oct, 9: ".NET Core and .NET Standard: What Is the Difference?" : [^]
Add some visual confusion: [^]
And some visual wisdom: [^]
«While I complain of being able to see only a shadow of the past, I may be insensitive to reality as it is now, since I'm not at a stage of development where I'm capable of seeing it.» Claude Levi-Strauss (Tristes Tropiques, 1955)
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Coding could easily become mainstream in the next few years, and we'll probably all need to jump onboard regardless of our levels of experience. "The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable."
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I think they meant "cooking".
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That song seems like it is stuck on repeat; first of all, there is not enough market for all those developers. Second, we don't need more hobbyist insecure apps that are merely a button to invoke a website. Third, those people are more valuable doing other stuff.
If you make programming easier, you get more crap. VB6 already proved that, and someone is trying to translate the C# keywords to hindi to prove it again. Even if they didn't provide more crap, but something usefull, who is going to buy all that software?
Ah, lets assume they use it theirselves; programming is so easy suddenly that they make their own picture-editor. Does that mean they'll now know how to build an OS? A safe password-manager?
Only one reaction fits this kind of article: "Everyone Is Now Dumber" - Billy Madison - YouTube[^]
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Let me paraphrase the article for anyone who doesn't want the pain of reading it:
I'VE BEEN ON A PLANE SO I KNOW HOW TO FLY ONE.
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I'm pretty sure that's the same manure cart that has been dragged around all the PHB conferences every few years since COBOL first promised to make programming a business activity instead of something you needed engineers/scientists to do. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Ooh goody a whole article to tell you that there are programming resources out there. I feel so uplifted now. What about those poor souls who don't have the aptitude to learn to program? How are they going to get by? Just because I play guitar, it doesn't mean that I could write Purple Haze from scratch, or Concerto de Aranjuez.
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