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One of the great philosophies in life:
"A hit man is cheaper than a lawyer and usually more successful"
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Never try to hire a hitman.
That's one of the most important times when 'if you want a job done properly, do it yourself'.
That said, it's much easier to get another job than to plan and execute the perfect murder and body disposal. I'm lazy like that.
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Tony Foo wrote: I've had to deal with sexual harassment from a female boss and I put up with it for well over a year.
Hey don't be so selfish with your love. Give it to her. 
Jeremy Falcon
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It would simplify things, but I just can't get down with an obese Cousin Itt.
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It could have been quite the adventure!
Go exploring. Discover strange new lands! Climb mountains. Descend into valleys!
Eventually, some spelunking.
What did you have to lose?
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That's kinky - sounds like something a someone would do with themselves at a dry cleaner or on an ironing board.
Is it painful?
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There are some that are insane, some that are ugly, some that are obese, and some make you cringe when they open their mouths; even by my standards I cannot handle all those in one package.
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I spent some time living in a 'southern' state. A visitor from Louisiana spoke about the double bagger:
You put a bag over her head - then you put one over your own in case hers falls off.
"Problem Solved" - enjoy - and don't forget to give us all the "juicy" details in the Soapbox !
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