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Look at this way, McAfee is so great, Intel is paying to get rid of it.
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The company funded ‘It’s Lit: A guide to what teens think is cool’, which found that it was more cool than Vice, Nike and Facebook. They're just snazzy and peachy-keen, Daddio!
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Quote: YouTube, which Google owns, came out at number one ahead of Netflix
Um, it's about 13-17 year-olds, no? So lessee...
Question 0:
Netflix; who pays for you, and therefore decides what you show?
Question 1:
YouTube: Same question.
Therein ends a non-moronic or hype-seeking survey.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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A study of Google by Google, eh?
If I Google Google, will I crash their servers with infinite recursion? 
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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I presume you're referencing the IT Crowd.
IT Crowd - Google[^]
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Marc Clifton wrote: If I Google Google, will I crash their servers with infinite recursion?
Click the 'feelin' lucky' button and see.
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Did anyone else notice that a certain fruity maker of fondleslabs was conspicuous by its absence in the article?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Scrum.org and the DevOps Institute are teaming up on ScrumOps, a new approach to software delivery. Two grate tastes that taste grate together
Yes, I intended that spelling.
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Is it just me, or does "Scrum" sound like the spawn of two offensive words?
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It's definitely not just you. People need to plan these things better
TTFN - Kent
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You guys will always conjure up a couple other dirty ones no matter what the name is.
You do remember expertsexchange, don't ya? 
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yup, always print off your URL and let a 13 year old (or older equivalent) look at it. 
TTFN - Kent
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You may be OT with that question.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If you combine Scrum with DevOps you get Ruck (or if you add sprints you get Rolling Maul).
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In other news, consulting companies have announced a new revenue stream.
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The Association of Computing Machinery (ACM) has announced its 2016 ACM A.M. Turing Award is being awarded to Sir Tim Berners-Lee. And now he's complete
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Huh? you mean it's NOT Al Gore?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yeah, he's only a paltry Knight of the Realm, so he needs really important stuff like this to affirm himself.
You can bet that it will make a huge difference to his lifestyle.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I wanted to write a Linux Console app in C++ using Visual Studio in Windows. Why? Why not? I like VS. Because some people like to confuse their computers
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According to the 2017 OS Adoption Trends from Spiceworks, a large portion of businesses are running at least one instance of Windows XP, with 9% still running at least one instance of Windows Vista. If it ain't broke, it soon will be
If the Windows Update people get their downloads on it.
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Quote: the impending drop in support for Vista should encourage businesses to upgrade their machines tell microsoft to go take a flying leap
I mean, Really!
It's just a fruggin' OS! Its job is to make hardware and software available/utilisable.
A company that makes an OS doesn't have any right whatsoever to tell owners how to use their property, and Most Certainly doesn't have a seat in the decision to disable said property.
(Note to ryandev: Don't bother; I'll cr@p all over what you say so badly that they'll demand lots of their their wu mao payments back)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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When Verizon merges Yahoo with AOL after its acquisition of Yahoo closes, the newly created division will get a new name. And that will fix everything about both companies
It's probably named for the various words used by Verizon executives after the latest Yahoo hack disclosures.
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Well, TW and AT&T took Spectrum. Verizon should have used Spectre. 
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Only if they did it in all uppercase, like the classic Bond villains they are.
TTFN - Kent
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How 'bout Y'AOL
Or Senior.net
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