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Hey boss-ette, wanna get it ow-n? 
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Loosing your mojo is traumatic
Yep. Especially when it's too tight. 
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This particular mis-spelling may be intentional, for some reason it seems particularly common on various social media right now. Yugely sad.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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If you love something, let it loose.
I mean, what kind of looser makes such a dumb error in the first word of his pointless ramble?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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My favourite is later in the article...
"Take a minute tore-read that".
Deeply ironic.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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There should be a Nobel prize for irony at that level.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Start by paying them more than 8€/hour. Then don't leave them in a 50 people noisy open space. When urgency is needed, pay for overtimes. Don't be exceedingly strict on the timings for lunch and allow pauses. Give them decent equipment and not machines that were old 5 years ago.
That would improve quite a lot.
CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
I'm a puny punmaker.
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Alternative measure: stream this[^]! 
Sudden Sun Death Syndrome (SSDS) is a very real concern which we should be raising awareness of. 156 billion suns die every year before they're just 1 billion years old.
While the military are doing their part, it simply isn't enough to make the amount of nukes needed to save those poor stars. - TWI2T3D (Reddit)
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A simpler solution, bring news items like one the belowto there attention regularly 
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Wait. What if the "Manager" brain is tanned like ours. Who is going to rescue us.
The short and precise answer of "How to boost your engineering team mojo" would be
Get ride of that manager, who won't give you input, promotion,...
The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
Paul Valery
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The best managers I've had never held formal one-on-one meetings. What they did have was a genuine open door policy and a willingness to listen to their engineers rant. They repackaged our rants into management bullshit for those higher in the chain and never hid anything going the other way. They rant interference while we got the job done and weren't obsessed with the minutia of how we did so.
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Agreed. I've always felt my best managers were "air cover". As you say: shield those below from the worst of the management, but still let everyone (in both directions) know what's going on.
TTFN - Kent
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Oracle announced in a post published last year that they plan to deprecate the Java browser plugin in JDK 9. Since JDK 9 should be coming in July, it’s imperative that developers find an alternative. "Na na na na, hey hey, goodbye"
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YAY!!!!
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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This will make a huge...
Actually, it will be a minor improvement, but only indirectly, so it's absolutely well worth all the noise and kerfuffle that's going to ensue, after the announcement.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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A study shows that even the most congenial can spew nastiness online if put under pressure. That's what yo mama says
I was going to be a troll, but I couldn't handle the hair style
modified 6-Feb-17 16:28pm.
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It's about trolls, not vampires.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Yo mama so stupid she thought a hard drive was going uphill in a manual.
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Wisdom is resisting the urge.
This space for rent
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If you can't say something nice, be creative.
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Quote: To conduct their work, researchers first had to set the mood
Bloody Hitlers!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Oh great, we're Godwinned already? 
TTFN - Kent
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That was my cunning plan.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Herr Mannelig[^] could get into a troll but didn't feel up to it [SFW].
CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"Go ahead, make my day"
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