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Well, derrrrrrr.
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Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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The joy from a raise lasts about one paycheck, but job satisfaction rules thereafter; until the next raise, of course.
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Except when you go years without a well deserved pay raise, yet the company is booking profits left and right.
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Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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However, as today’s trends quickly bleed into tomorrow’s standards for development, it’s paramount that software architects become change agents within their organizations by putting into practice the “unspoken” side of their skill set: communication and people skills. It's how to lie with a whiteboard, isn't it?
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Facebook CEO says he'd "never even heard of ZeniMax before" trial. I'd say a $2Billion bet is pretty confident
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Or was it $3 Billion?
Facebook's price tag for Oculus actually $3 billion, Zuckerberg reveals in court testimony[^]
 
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Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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That's a lot of money for a technology that's been "the next big thing" for at least the last 20 years. And just serves to make people nauseous.
TTFN - Kent
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"Zuckerberg told the court he was unaware of whether Oculus founder Palmer Luckey signed an nondisclosure agreement with ZeniMax, nor did he know of one of Oculus' co-founders Nate Miller getting information from ZeniMax."
Seems Zuckerberg may have some explaining to do to stockholders. (And we know Zuckerberg stole Facebook from Lyle.)
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Google's Infrastructure Security Design Overview document details how the company secures the servers it uses internally and for cloud services. "Laser-based intrusion detection systems". Quick, call Tom Cruise!
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A fired IT employee took his revenge on a for-profit online college before he left, changing a password on an account that stored email and course material for 2,000 students, the Indianapolis-based online school has alleged in a lawsuit. I bet that's not going on his resume
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You'd think one of the students would have already cracked it.
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Sensing a possible stall in your coding career? Here’s how to break free and tap your true potential. You mean I should stop coding in QBasic?
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Hey, QBasic is cool
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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I've spent years developing dead ends! It's a very carefully nurtured skill.
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Wait, you mean QBasic is dead? 
Jeremy Falcon
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I'm still wire wrapping...
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Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Kent Sharkey wrote: You mean I should stop coding in QBasic?
Pretending to Maunder that you aren't using batch files for everything.
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Psychologists have learned that people who frequently curse are being more honest. Better f'ing believe it
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The phrase “You are Not Expected to Understand This” is probably the most famous comment in the history of Unix. Is this going to be on the exam?
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I actually learned and used UNIX (no Linux!!!) and never heard that...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Did you learn Unix, or the kernel?
It has been around for quite some time 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Security breaches and data leaks are, obviously, a major concern, but they do have something of a silver lining. Leaks of passwords may open up the risk of individual accounts being targeted, but they also serve as a fascinating insight into the level of security people use for online services. And a lot of very familiar, very depressing items
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I'm good - pa$$w0rd is not on the list.
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