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Sounds like a tax-heaven already 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Reminds me of Hawaii 2.0 from cards against humanity.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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I prefer William Gibson's Zion space colony, where the inhabitants are into listening to righteous dub.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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In August, Microsoft announced that it was going to change the patching model used by Windows 7 and 8.1—as well as Windows Server 2008, 2008 R2, 2012, and 2012 R2—to something close to that of Windows 10. Microsoft's revenge?
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And so Markie is changing his windows update model for weven and w8 to match his update model for winio.
I.e. completely blocked. You don't need the windows update service to get security updates.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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This week marks my final week of working on Android. I’ve had my ups and downs with it, but I’m excited to retire from Google’s mobile platform. And the sea will grant each man new hope, as sleep brings dreams of home
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And what will you do then? 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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I wrote my app on Android, as a WinForm app (C#) then as a UWA (Universal Windows App -- XAML / C#) and now I'm writing it in XCode ala Swift.
I've been a dev on Windows (C++, MFC, VB5.x, 6.x, C#) for over 20 years and the easiest one to get going was obviously the WinForm one and then after that the Android Java app. The tie for most annoying and difficult is UWA and iOS. Although probably the worst really is the iOS app. Ugh! XCode and Swift I'm just not sure about them.
The scene (UIViews) setup is terrible in XCode. I much prefer Android Studio for that.
Actually, the reasons he cites in his rant/article could basically be given for iOS dev also -- just change the names of things he rants about.
Dev Environments & Libraries
All dev environments and APIs are inherently flawed. Many are just more flawed than others. 
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Apple has been working on some nifty upgrades to its MacBook line, and not just underneath the hood. The biggest feature upgrade could actually be in the keyboard. A new version of Magic Keyboard?
modified 13-Oct-16 15:52pm.
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Recently, I have been interviewed over the phone by a Google recruiter. As I qualified for the interview but failed to pass the test, this blog post lists the questions and the expected answers. Though according to one Director of Engineering at Google, they've never seen this test before.
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Link isn't working, FYI.
Jeremy Falcon
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Beat my post by one minute
Thanks,
Sean Ewington
CodeProject
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When I was checking links, the blog didn't load. I'm going to leave this here in case it comes back. For now, I've removed it from the newsletter.
Thanks,
Sean Ewington
CodeProject
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I was able to find it by searching and then google's link didn't work either. I read the cached version.
That recruiter is an idiot-bot.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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What an amusing interview! With such recruiters, Google creates the proof that some "artificially intelligent" bots are far better suited for the job than any human being. 
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Artificial Intelligence versus Natural Stupidity? Come on, there's no match at all!
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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You mentioned "4 decades" ... you never had a chance. Seven years ago I tweaked my resume to only the most recent stuff (I'm an app developer), just to keep it a simple read. Sent it to Google; made it through a bunch of phone and interactive-screen interviews. They flew me to Mountain View. When they saw my gray hair, it was over.
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It never occurred to me that someone would actually WANT to work for the evil empire.
Speaking of which, did you all read what the Yahoos are up to now?
Yahoo advertising scheme[^]
I am so glad I removed every bit of my life from these scumbags.
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If true that's just sad. I didn't get the job, but the Google recruiter I worked with earlier this year broke every negative stereotype about them I've seen snarked about on this site over the years.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Many new cars today come with built-in navigation systems, but a lot of frustrated new car owners just use their phones for directions, according to a new survey. Maybe that's because my phone won't withhold directions while I'm in motion.
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Because built in sat-navs cost a fortune to update?
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...and sometimes upgrades are dropped after only 2 years, while a car should last at the very least 8? And sometimes they aren't upgradable at all?
I have my TomTom Via, will probably change it for a TomTom Go in the not-so-next future. At least I can port it on any car and use it on feet too if I need (I don't leave it in the car, if it is exposed then I'll get a broken glass and one empty spot, if I leave it in the front storage it melts during Summer).
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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den2k88 wrote: a car should last at the very least 8?
The reality is closer to 3x that. The most recent numbers I've seen for the average age of a car on the road in the US is 11.X years which handwaves to a probable ~20-25 year lifespan. (With only 2 points on the decay curve anything other than handwaving is impossible, and I've never seen more finegrained breakdown on what percentage of cars of each year are still running.)
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I've been conservative, as I always am - my current car is 13 and my backup (former current) car is 18. My dad's cars are 11, 14 and 20. It helps he's a mechanic though.
Newer cars have less lifespan but increased security, they hardly last more than 10 years - but I speak mainly of FIAT, which is the one with best (average) quality at low (not so low) prices in Italy.
To me a car should last at the very least 8 years with medium-heavy usage, from the medium-low cost range (I avoid Daewoo, Skoda, Kia, Dacia for reliability issues and Japanese cars have intolerable waiting times and prices for servicing in Italy so Toyota and Nissan aren't options).
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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That's probably just FIAT, in the US the average age number is going up a few months every year as cars improve. Being a mechanic definitely helps with stretching the life out; I'm probably going to replace my 06 within the next few months due to rising maintenance costs. I've been running $1000-1500/year for the last 3 or so and have 2 things that are likely to turn into $1k+ fishing expeditions to solve (one will need fixed to pass my emissions test next spring hence the deadline, the 2nd just is really annoying) for a car which is down to ~$3k book value. Even ignoring the lost time element, keeping it going is approaching the replacement cost threshold and I'm still grumpy about 2 breakdowns in the last 18mo.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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