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How did they come up with the bright idea to try it, anyways? Would someone enlighten me?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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A former senior finance manager for Oracle claims the software maker fired her for not inflating revenues in its cloud services division. "I don't understand what we would do differently in the light of cloud computing, other than market ... you know, change the wording on some of our ads."
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Why am I not surprised by this? Oracle just needs to go away. Like into outer space. Heading directly for the sun. That should add enough hot gas to extend the sun's lifespan about a trillion years (or more).
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: directly for the sun
Sorry to tell you that things went the other way round: with its inflated revenues, Oracle was able to buy the SUN...
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Julia should be on the radar of everyone from traders and operations executives to IT managers, developers and data scientists and really anyone who wants to expand their job options as electronic trading takes over and the industry as a whole becomes more technology-centric. To varying definitions of "importance" and "growing"
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I have a confession to make.
Julia wasn't on my radar. 
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I wrote a script in Julia which wrote this message.
It's on the radar.
By the way, Julia had better be another JavaScript compiler like typescript and dart because that is what we need. More JavaScript compiler languages and more JavaScript libraries and more JavaScript code built in JavaScript for JavaScript by JavaScript...JavaScript...JavaScript... 
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A good debugger would be nice too.
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George Jonsson wrote: A good debugger would be nice too.
Dynamic typed script languages don't need a debugger. They just work!
Marc
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I had no idea.
I must start to write more scripts then. 
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That just reminded me an old song from my childhood...
Napoleon Boulevard - Júlia (1988): Júlia nem volt erős, vagy több minálunk
Júlia nem volt se jó se szép
Most Júlia nem akar a földön járni
Fölszállt inkább a fejünk fölé
(I let you play with translation  )
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Either that's awful, or Google Translate did not do it justice at all 
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Google Translate is the worst of the two...
(I can't even see why it called Translate...)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I've been ignoring my radar for years.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I wonder how much that ad cost?
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Microsoft today launched Office 365 Planner, a new project-management tool for teams. No Gantt charts? PM is sad
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Building on our previous investments, today we are announcing an extensive commitment for Spark to power Microsoft’s big data and analytics offerings including Cortana Intelligence Suite, Power BI, and Microsoft R Server. Big data is big
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Whether you use Windows, OSX or Linux, the command line works the same way everywhere. Let us explore some of the new cross-platform .NET CLI tooling. Code like it's 1999
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For decades Microsoft pushed forward a too much complex graphical UI for servers, including that idiotic, touch-centered Metro for 2012 servers...Now it is command line for everyone?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: Now it is command line for everyone?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! 
This isn't the friggin' 80's! 
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Don't worry....
It's NOT UI vs console, it's UI + Console nowadays!
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Does it means that Novell NetWare console apps were not so bad after all ?
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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Microsoft recently announced that they are bringing back dotnetConf and will be live streaming the whole event. It's a virtual conference, not virtually a conference
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Companies should not rely on EMET to delay patching frequently attacked programs It uses Flash? Wow, that's new and surprising.
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'It's like someone changed your underwear while you sleep!' exclaimed one signer Well, *that* should solve the problem
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