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Just going through and doing an email clean-up when I thought I'll clear the cobwebs outta the spam box too.
So I select them all, hit delete and am greeting with message
Your Spam folder is empty
Here are some great videos for you to watch
Which is then immediately followed by an autoplaying flash video. Huh? Wut. Close the (disabled plugin) video only for the text to change to:
Your Spam folder is empty
Why not take a look at some great videos from Yahoo7?
If I wasn't attached to my 15yr old address, I'd have dumped them a long time ago.
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 Is it any wonder they are doing so poorly?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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enhzflep wrote: Your Spam folder is empty
Spam folder: an internet artist folding spiced ham.
You cannot get enough of his great works.
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Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Pictures, or it didn't happen.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Oh man... in that case I was never born. I don't have any pictures from the day I was born.
Probably I simply popped up in this world.
Oh, and probably Cleopatra never existed either. I never saw an actual picture of her (images of her, paintings of her etc don't count as picture - in my understanding, picture equals photo).
In fact, I met her too. I asked her for a picture but she said that she wasn't in her best day for a picture. Maybe the next time 
modified 5-Apr-16 23:42pm.
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I am answering my own message because the purpose is to keep the message hidden.
Apparently I am supposed to show you a picture. It is a scar made by Cleopatra herself. It seems the real experts will know that this scar, even if it's light, is quite similar to a scar that she had herself and is not known to the public.
Cleopatra's Scar
Hope the experts see it in time.
By the way, to RPG players, Cleopatra is a kind of a Setite Vampire that can go out during light time
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Yay for Microsoft. After almost 10 minutes it still doesn't display 
'PLAN' is NOT one of those four-letter words.
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It loaded for me instantly. And yes, he does seem to be a bit crazy. Just a bit.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Thank you for recognizing my crazyness.
But I really believe I am a little more crazy than simply "just a bit".
Anyways, I am glad you recognize it 
It is always good to be recognized.
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Sarcasm: Just another service I offer.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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It was not sarcasm. I like to be called crazy since I was a kid. In any case, thanks. For real, you are helping me.
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But who are we to say who's crazy?
Does Crazy = (!normal) ?
And what is normal anyway?
Normal for the Species?
Normal for the Society?
Normal for the Community?
As far as I'm concerned it's the rest of the world that's crazy.
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Normal for society? No.
Normal for the species? No.
Normal for the developer community? Maybe.
That means I am, in a very loose estimation, 75% not normal, or 75% crazy for the parameters evaluated.
So, this is more than "a little bit". 😏
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One day, when you have nothing to do, you might remember and read it.
Or you might never read.
It depends on your interest, not mine. It is out there already.
modified 6-Apr-16 0:47am.
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I read it, but didn't understand it.
Are drugs a prerequisite?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Ditto, I think the title should be changed to 'BatSh*t Craziness.....'
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I think they aren't...
But I never wanted to be drugged in the first place. That was not voluntary.
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Paulo Zemek wrote: But I never wanted to be drugged in the first place. That was not voluntary.
There's only one correct answer here; consult a medic.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Not today, but i am going to the doctor every week... And also embracing those memories. They are real to me, and very good ones.
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