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Kent Sharkey wrote: Is the first one, "Implementing Agile"?
Took the reply right out of my fingertips. 
Marc
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How about I want my project to be successful, not agile?
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Don't your customers care more about the development process than the end product? 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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I don't remember this in bug reports, I'm afraid.
And last time I searched for "agile" in a crash dump returned 0 rows as well.
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On Thursday, engineers reported in Science that they’d broken the “capacity limit” for fiber optic transmission, opening the door to future networks that carry more data further at lower costs. "They've gone to plaid!"
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Next step: data will be teleported directly on the hard drive. Beam my pr0n up Scotty!
Geek code v 3.12 {
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Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Google detailed its project earlier this month in a research paper published to Arxiv, a popular repository for academic research. "Life? Don't talk to me about life! "
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There are 25 billion points of data ready to overwhelm enterprise systems. An industry expert makes the case for enterprise architecture to provide structure. Says Enterprise Architect needing work
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I would love a nice digital chaos...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Chaos isn't a pit: chaos is a ladder.
Geek code v 3.12 {
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
}
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Lack of specialized training for developers and crypto libraries that are too complex lead to widespread encryption failures. Isthay isway ecuresay, isn'tway itway
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Nobody got excited looking into PCCERT_CONTEXT. Last time I checked. Or XOR-ing with the tens of flags just to decide if a certificate is to be accepted or not.
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A few years ago when C++11 was published, people saw that C++ might be becoming a different language and a wave of enthusiasm got hold of the C++ community. "Don’t say I’m back, I was never gone"
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Mob Programming extends Pair approach for productivity, quality gains in software development. Caution: contains more than the Recommended Daily Allowance of eyerolls
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Does this include torches, banners with "Burn the witches"?
Note. Nobody will touch my 1997 keyboard which is still in use today.
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I believe the appropriate expression for these types of projects is covered by the term:
GROUP GROPE
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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"almost every IT pro we talked to is interested in learning more about Windows 10" I'm sure they'll be right. Eventually.
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Of course I'm interested to learn more about Windows 10. I'm interested to learn if it will go in line with Vista and 8 or with XP and 7. The question of deploying it is a direct outcome of this..
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Wanting to learn more is not the same as deploying.
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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The behavior came to light earlier this week after debugger and reverse engineer Patrick Barker began investigating why Windows Update kept getting disabled – checking for updates but never downloading or installing them – on a misbehaving machine. Barker discovered that Samsung's SW Update was downloading a program called Disable_Windowsupdate.exe which, true to its name, was disabling Windows Update each time the system started. Don't be upset, it was just a workaround.
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Not exactly a bad idea to turn them off.
Except I would loose a good potion on my fixing updates gone bad conditions business that comes in the door. Win8 seems to do this more than I've seen previous ms os's do.
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In 1977, British palaeontologist Simon Conway-Morris discovered the fossil of a truly weird animal, which he named Hallucigenia because of its “bizarre and dream-like quality”. Hopefully the animal figured it out sooner.
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Content industry wants "new tools" to umask site owners to sue for infringement. "Come on tell me who are you"
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The Clear Linux Project for Intel Architecture is a project that is building a Linux OS distribution for various cloud use cases. Number of days without new Linux implementation: 0
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