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I just open a tab to "The Lounge".
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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BillWoodruff wrote: if you have an Apple Watch, you can still assert your autonomy by scrolling through lists and checking your step count
I'm glad they finally found a constructive use for that gadget.
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Businesses struggling to align their IT projects with larger business goals and strategies are emphasizing agile project management skills over traditional project management certifications. No one has figured out how to create a brain dump site for them yet?
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The article says, "hire more project managers;" I don't necessarily agree with that. Most CIOs want to build a heavy PMO, but the problems I deal with are the PMs that don't have technical skills. technical experience, or know how to work with the business unit.
I would prefer to have more specialist, such as: BAs, QAs, and report writers; so everyone's can focus on one thing instead of the things they shouldn't.
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jgakenhe wrote: PMs that don't have technical skills. technical experience, or know how to work with the business unit.
Oh dear dog, yes, that is
one of my (many) biggest pet peeves. It's also probably one of the biggest markers for "this project will fail unless magic happens."
Today's activities were definitely an example at one of my customers. 
TTFN - Kent
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My experience has always been companies not getting things done enough so it's 'hire more PM's' despite the fact the problem was always there wasn't actually enough technical people to do the actual work.
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Wow, there are skills now in agile? I thought knowledge, coding and delivering are skills. Not telling people what to do without having the slightest idea on what's on the corner.
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The only agile skill I need is in lining up another job when the current Agile project disintegrates into chaos. 
Marc
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+5
What ever happened to careful contemplation? Knowledge? Other such mundanes?
It's a new take on ounce of prevention vs. pound of cure:
A big pile of worthless sh*t gives them the feeling something is being accomplished, even if it's a permanent state of debugging.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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As CEO Satya Nadella nears the end of his first full fiscal year, Microsoft's transformation continues. The share of revenue from traditional software licensing has dropped, especially for Windows. But two new categories are growing fast. "The clouds prepare for battle In the dark and brooding silence."
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Due to pressures of the market to produce software as fast as possible and at a low cost, many programmers are not doing what even a few years ago would be normal: writing their own original source code. "You never call, you never write"
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Where'd you hear such nonsense?
TTFN - Kent
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“The advent of tools such as NPM, Composer, Grunt, and Nugget, as..."
Who makes that tool, McDonalds?
I program in Comic Sans.
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If you hang out with programmers enough, one of the first things you'll notice is their very, very closely-held belief that their favored programming language is the only correct one. Because of those fools using the wrong language
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I had morning coffee with a guy that I was meeting for musical reasons. It just so happened he is a coder too. He mentioned that he wrote in C#. I quipped that cliche' about C# being really VB with braces to wit he condemned my religion of C++ as something he wouldn't touch with a 10' pole. (or maybe a 10' dangling pointer).
I'll "lay hands" on him and see if I can turn him around. 
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a. Knock Knock
b. Who's there?
a. Java
b. Java Who?
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a. Knock Knock
b. Who's there?
(long pause)
a. Java
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I read that article this morning and it reminded me of a discussion on CP the other day..
Will you give Swift 2.0 a try this year?[^]
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Obviously he's "coding in tongues" which we know for what it is - raving hysteria.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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My experience doesn't agree. Most programmers I know bemoan the deficiencies of languages more than praise their strengths. Most (good ones) are also aware that different languages suit different tasks.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Google today launched the Android Security Rewards program to compensate researchers who find and responsibly disclose vulnerabilities in the company’s mobile operating system. "Don't you know each cloud contains pennies from heaven"
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Linus Torvalds is the creator and sole arbiter of the Linux operating system, which is used in everything from Google servers to rockets. Is that a promise? (sorry if you get an autoplay video)
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Developers often unwittingly use components that contain flaws. "Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp"
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