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Due to pressures of the market to produce software as fast as possible and at a low cost, many programmers are not doing what even a few years ago would be normal: writing their own original source code. "You never call, you never write"
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Where'd you hear such nonsense? 
TTFN - Kent
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“The advent of tools such as NPM, Composer, Grunt, and Nugget, as..."
Who makes that tool, McDonalds?
I program in Comic Sans.
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If you hang out with programmers enough, one of the first things you'll notice is their very, very closely-held belief that their favored programming language is the only correct one. Because of those fools using the wrong language
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I had morning coffee with a guy that I was meeting for musical reasons. It just so happened he is a coder too. He mentioned that he wrote in C#. I quipped that cliche' about C# being really VB with braces to wit he condemned my religion of C++ as something he wouldn't touch with a 10' pole. (or maybe a 10' dangling pointer).
I'll "lay hands" on him and see if I can turn him around. 
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a. Knock Knock
b. Who's there?
a. Java
b. Java Who?
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a. Knock Knock
b. Who's there?
(long pause)
a. Java
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I read that article this morning and it reminded me of a discussion on CP the other day..
Will you give Swift 2.0 a try this year?[^]
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Obviously he's "coding in tongues" which we know for what it is - raving hysteria.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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My experience doesn't agree. Most programmers I know bemoan the deficiencies of languages more than praise their strengths. Most (good ones) are also aware that different languages suit different tasks.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Google today launched the Android Security Rewards program to compensate researchers who find and responsibly disclose vulnerabilities in the company’s mobile operating system. "Don't you know each cloud contains pennies from heaven"
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Linus Torvalds is the creator and sole arbiter of the Linux operating system, which is used in everything from Google servers to rockets. Is that a promise? (sorry if you get an autoplay video)
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Developers often unwittingly use components that contain flaws. "Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp"
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We’ve been hearing about Cortana’s platform expansion for almost a year now. Cortana: please ask Google Now about Cortana
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“DevOps” is an interesting term. It is a bit like the word “accountability.” Everyone agrees it is important, but it means different things to different people. That, of course, is partly what makes it so popular.
Whaaaat's the deal with DevOps? Is it Dev or is it Ops? Or is it neither?
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It is the precursor to ManTesDevOps, where you are also manager and tester 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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DevOps: using Amazon EC2 instances with overly complex Chef/Puppet scripts to migrate databases and update the development, test, QA, and production servers without any actual plan, where test and QA is done by the developers, and where the development server is useless because different teams continually fight over which branch is deployed on the dev server.
DevOps: claiming to "be Agile" because you tell your programmers to use sh*t tools like PivotalTracker, you hype Agile and those tools to the client, but then nobody actually uses them because they're such sh*t, and of course nobody really follows an Agile approach because they're all to busy fixing the f***ups of the previous team.
Pick the definition that fits your project the best
[edit] CP needs to at that f word to the sensor list. I had to self-sensor. [/edit]
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: [edit] CP needs to at that f word to the sensor list. I had to self-sensor. [/edit]
The Hamsters would never go down the route of trying to find clbuttic[^] route of trying to find naughty words in the middle of longer ones.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Dan Neely wrote: The Hamsters would never go down the route of trying to find clbuttic[^] route of trying to find naughty words in the middle of longer ones.
Hah! That was great!
Marc
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The key problem Spark resolves is access to data across the enterprise. IBM initiatives include providing courses to train 1 million data scientists and engineers to use it.
IBM--at once everywhere and nowhere.
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I tried to get our upper echelon to consider this a few months back... no bites. We're using Elastic, which is fine, but kind of flaky for a corporate system. 
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Windows 10 is coming with a new web browser, Edge, to replace Internet Explorer. But is it really the best browser for Microsoft's new desktop operating system? It's the best browser for getting other browsers
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Woven into the fabric of every element of our lives, the internet isn’t the most important fight we have, but it is the most foundational. What's for lunch? 'The internet'. Boom, theory disproven!
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