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All your network are belong to us.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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We will celebrate with the public reading of this Dilbert cartoon, featuring Mordac the Preventer of Information Services. Muhaha!
http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2010-05-17/[^]
This is real life where I work so will be abstaining from the other festivities.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: your computer is up and running, and your printer is jam-free. Why?
I regulary work with the infrastructure team. I answer that question as, by accident... 
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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That's Saad!
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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And like everything in M$ the site isn't bug free. If you click Resources from the left menu you can see some of the tweets ?! some loading and then finally the resources part of the site, but redirected to the anchor at the end of it ?!.
These are small bugs, but they annoy me a lot.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Quote: Winds of change are blowing Smile | 
Yes they blow and suck like an F5 tornado from the clouds. 
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Quote: F5 should make you run
I would run from an F5 Tornado! I fact I did, back when I lived in Oklahoma!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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As long as your purse is open to them so they can collaborate with your money
Could also be Apple's mission statement.
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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A C-like language with all the OO trimmings, garbage collection, strong data types, and excellent string processing makes a powerful tool for Web programming. Because it's been almost two whole weeks since we had a new language
Yeah, I know it's not new-new.
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If you like to get shafted.
It lost me at "Hello world".
P.S. That link doesn't seem to work.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
modified 23-Jul-14 22:53pm.
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Hmmm. Works for me, but Dobb's was acting up earlier today, maybe it still is?
Two ears and a tail for the shafted line.
TTFN - Kent
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It won't last. The Kirk Language will replace it shortly.
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Not two weeks - just one day (Although the specification for minCe[^] was originally published on Apr 1st)
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Time flies when I'm suffering through a slow news week having fun?
TTFN - Kent
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“Red-Green-Refactor” is a familiar slogan from test-driven development (TDD), describing a popular approach to writing software. It’s been both popular and controversial since the 2000′s (see the recent heated discussions between David Hansson, Bob Martin, and others). I find that it’s useful but limiting. Here I’ll describe some interesting exceptions to the rule, which have expanded the way I think about tests. "You don't have to put on the red light"
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Then of course there's Requires-Gin-Refactor for when you're programming with a prolific lounge poster.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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"Roooooxxxanne!"
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Earlier this year, when Apple announced OS X 10.10, they said that there would be a free beta for the OS. Starting tomorrow, if you have signed up for the beta program, you will be able to download the bits in the afternoon. What an innovation! Why doesn't anyone else do this?
</sarcasm>
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Javascript and its frameworks are really useful for building something with just one language. "Any application that can be written in JavaScript, will eventually be written in JavaScript."
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JavaScript is the best language you can use in the same way that a pencil is the best word processor you can use: "It works a lot if you do a lot of work".
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Companies in hiring mode say there's a shortage of tech talent, while IT pros are upping their expectations for pay and benefits. Good news for all those laid off 'Softies?
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A group of researchers from Taiwan has developed a method that uses ink-jet technology to print working memory on an ordinary piece of paper. Remembering to get a new printer cartridge is still up to you though
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