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Yeah, but the Terminator runs off a 6502 processor.
Psychosis at 10
Film at 11
Those who do not remember the past, are doomed to repeat it.
Those who do not remember the past, cannot build upon it.
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This is fun one. I tend to ruin anything my wife watches on TV by asking/telling her about how the little beepy noises that only computers on TV emit are TOTALLY UNREALISTIC!!
Why does James Bond sneak around with a tracker watch bleeping every second? James Bond is an idiot.
Even in the recent Line Of Duty BBC drama they had it, which cheapened it for me.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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I have written at least one app that beeped whenever it updated the screen. 
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Rob Philpott wrote: Why does James Bond sneak around with a tracker watch bleeping every second? James Bond is an idiot.
He also immediately introduces himself to everyone he meets with his real name. Some secret agent.
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Rob Philpott wrote: Why does James Bond sneak around with a tracker watch bleeping every second? James Bond is an idiot.
No. Q is an idiot.
I'm not a programmer but I play one at the office
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...Herself believes that:
1) Her mobile phone can unlock my car and let her drive it away.
2) You can use the reflection in the eye of a suspect in a photo to see the behind the photographer and recognise number plates. With a mobile phone.
3) Any laptop can track any mobile phone, even if it is turned off.
4) Encryption can be bypassed in seconds.
5) Your IP address can be traced back to which room you are in.
And she wonders why I don't watch them...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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..that sounds more like healthy paranoia. And what makes you so sure a phone is turned off? 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Also, a woman looking like Sandra Bullock won't be able to sight read hex like she does in the net. This can never happen.
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However advanced/secure/complex the program, they manage to hack/edit/re-develop it in a few seconds despite never having set eyes on it before 
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Source Code was one misleading title for such a movie  . At least to a Software Dev.. Any other?
Wamuti: Any man can be an island, but islands to need water around them!
Edmund Burke: No one could make a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only a little.
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This text takes far less than half a second to type in when done in a Hollywood blockbuster movie.
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I hate obvious errors on screen. Like IP addresses with numbers >255 in NCIS (not really development but this is my favourite example).
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I wonder if this is deliberate, like every phone number in movies is 555 . . .
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I'll let that one go as a 555 issue. Could you imagine what would happen if they put a resolvable ip address on the screen? It would get destroyed.
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RFC5737 specifies address ranges "for use solely in documentation and example source code".
There is also bigger range for testing - 198.18.0.0/15. This would do no harm.
And it is actually smarter than 555 because 555 is US-centric (for example 55 is a valid area code in Poland).
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Well okay, sure. But how many producers do you think even know RFCs exist?
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One phone number in the 555 exchange used to be valid until AT&T withdrew the service.
800-555-1212 was the number you called for long distance directory assistance.
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I've voted for cracking passwords in seconds, but also there are three or four choices which annoy me equally.
Mislim, dakle jeo sam.
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Agreed! This should be a multiple select poll.
My Favorite Quote is:
"Failure is the beginning of Success"
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Or order them by how annoying you find them.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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All security systems can be cracked in under a minute. Usually by guessing a password.
most common occurance 
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Aarti Meswania wrote: Usually by guessing a password.
...from the title of a book near the terminal (see The Watchmen).
Psychosis at 10
Film at 11
Those who do not remember the past, are doomed to repeat it.
Those who do not remember the past, cannot build upon it.
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*Software developers with eyeglass
*Downloading Progress-bars
*Command window
thatrajaCode converters | Education Needed
No thanks, I am all stocked up. - Luc Pattyn
When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is - Henry Minute
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Where is 'All of above' when we need it. 
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