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If the average programmer writes about 50 lines of production code a day. A 50,000 line program would take 1,000 man days to produce. The 50,000 line listing can be entered by a programmer at about 1,000 lines a day or about 50 man days. So what the heck are the developers doing for the other 950 days? Can you write a program that writes itself? Oh, a different paradox.
What are developers doing when they're not coding? Drinking, eating bacon, and posting on The Lounge, according to my highly scientific study.
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aka, browsing codeproject on their smert phone while some guy with a tie rambles on 
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It's all coding. All the way down.
I might as well post it: http://xkcd.com/303/[^]
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: the other 950 days?
writing about 950,000 lines of bugs.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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JDK Enhancement Proposal (JEP) 191 defines the Java Foreign Function Interface (FFI), which are interfaces that can bind native functions to Java methods and can manage blocks of native memory. Oh, look: j[DllImport]
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Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella may take the wraps off the long-rumored Office for iPad suite at a Microsoft press event focused on cloud and mobile on March 27. That should help Surface sales
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We at Microsoft look forward to GDC as much as you do. We get to geek out with the best game developers in the world and learn how we can help you be successful. We’re always working to provide the tools and technologies you need to target the broadest possible market for your apps and games. This includes improving the capabilities of .NET, investing in partnerships and standards, and creating a more unified developer platform for Windows devices. Uhm. Games?
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Company gives gift cards for its own e-store to customers who buy one of 16 new Windows 8.1 devices Isn't that about the value of a computer still running XP?
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Appmethod provides a way to compile a single program for multiple platforms You know what would be a great slogan for this? "Write once, run everywhere"
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The European Parliament announced last year that the Internal Market Committee plans to impose a universal charger for mobile phones sold in local markets, that will replace the custom designs that are adopted by manufacturers and accessory makers. This initiative is meant to "cut costs and waste for users", according to the announcement. "You are incompatible. You will be deleted."
I'm glad someone's finally doing this.
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This needs to be done for all devices that take a charger or transformer.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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I really wish someone who really knew what the new rule does/n't mean.
When it was reported over the weekend on Arstechnica, the comment thread devolved into a many way flamewar based on different interpretations of what it meant. Constructive positions I recall seeing included:
0) All it's doing is making the voluntary agreement between the EU and phone companies that resulted in microUSB everywhere mandatory; it's business as usual for all current phone/tablet vendors.
0.1) The law is targeted at other products using low power DC chargers that are still proprietary and who didn't partake in the voluntary agreement.
1) They're mandating that the charging brick have a USB-A port and implement the USB charging/power specs so that high power charging will work everywhere.
1.1) This will ding Apple because they're using a non-standard way to signal high power mode.
2) They're mandating phones/tablets use:
2.1) The current micro-USB B port.
2.2) The current micro-USB B 3.0 port.
2.3) The forthcoming USB-C port, which is expected to be about the size of the micro-b port but reversible.
2.4) And Apple will/not have to dump the lighting port for it instead of being reversible.
3) Related to 2.*, the law will/not be written in a way that makes more capable future ports illegal to use.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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The rumors are true: Microsoft confirmed today that it is making a version of OneNote available for free on every major desktop and mobile computing platform, including even the Mac. I guess they'll be stopping development soon
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Pretty excited. I've barely gotten my toes wet with OneNote. But it sure looks useful for cross platform notebook maintenance.
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I've got it with Office 2013, and it's pretty good for taking notes.
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yeah, me too. I just haven't managed to wedge it in to my daily routine enough to adapt to it.
It looks great. Every once in a while I'll open it with a hearty "I'm gonna use OneNote to... do... stuff!" then I stare at the UI, shrug, then close it again.
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In a potentially stunning new finding, astronomers say that they have seen evidence supporting a key element in the Big Bang theory: a hypothesized period of exponential expansion of the universe known as "inflation" — or, what one researcher calls, "the bang of the big bang." Incredibly shocking news I pass on despite my not being in the 0.1% that understands
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What? No song lyric reference? You were on a roll!
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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Hmmm. "We are stardust, we are golden, how 'bout them gravity waves?"
TTFN - Kent
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That's not gravity waving, its gravity drowning.
I'll get my coat!
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Google has updated its gaming options to offer multiplayer support between Android and iOS. "Hans plays with Lotte, Lotte plays with Jane Jane plays with Willi, Willi is happy again"
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Tim Berners-Lee recently called on the internet to adopt a bill of rights for the world wide web. It sounds wonderful in theory, but here is why it will never work, and why that's okay. "Know your rights. These are your rights, all three of them!"
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Any laws requires enforcers. Next thing you know is a lot of "monitoring", "moderation" in name of "protection".
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