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We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrassing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

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I'll see your taunt and raise you another..


Dear Mr Agent,

As with all police issued notices I receive reporting to be from the US, I will again take the time to remind you that I'm 12,650 kms away - that's 7,860 miles to the metrically challenged.

You've obviously been told by fellow scammers colleagues that you'l get better response rates when you claim to be US law enforcement than you'd enjoy with the old "We are related, I just need to use your bank account to wire $50,000,000 out of this country, you will receive a generous 5%"

Think I'll file this with my IRS note, my LAPD issued traffic infringement and my New York issued demand to attend the courthouse.

If only you realized I've never had a passpport, let alone left this country.

Why don't you head back into the capital city, Abuja? I hear there are many opportunities for those willing to work for them.. Laugh | :laugh:
Make it work. Then do it better - Andrei Straut


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