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..with the amount of code coming from Microsoft, it's a wonder that this does not happen more often. I find it amusing that people peek inside their assemblies and are pissed if they do not find near-perfect code.
We don't expect that from other companies, do we? 
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if you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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They obviously don't realize an 'axe-murderer' is maintaining/using their code 
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Lol, I wrote this a few years ago for a school project... I think I wrote it on Monday at lunchtime.
function randomNumber(){
var lunchtimeMondayReturn=0;
while(true){
var lunchtimeMonday=Math.random();
if(!((lunchtimeMonday+'').split('')[2]>3)){
lunchtimeMondayReturn=(lunchtimeMonday+'').split('')[2];
break;
}
}
return lunchtimeMondayReturn;
}
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In a Pascal class in college I used all nonsense words. QUAMPANI, BELABA, DEFALA, TANEKABI, etc.)
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: TANEKABI
That's somewhat close to Tenkaichi.
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I rather like Vegeta[^], although it's a character name rather than a series
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Lol. I've done that before... I'm terrible at naming variables.
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If that were Java, you could put it in a class and use some accessors in a really nice way:
isLunchTimeMonday()
getLunchTimeMonday()
Although properties in .NET make a really nice way too:
var whatTimeIsIt = HungryClass.LunchTimeMonday
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Ano Anony Wrote: Lol, I wrote this a few years ago for a school project...
I hope you are better at naming variables now. 
Just because the code works, it doesn't mean that it is good code.
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I know a kid who names his variables x, xx, xxx, xxxx, and so on and so forth. His methods have names like "JDOEHSNFD" (Note all caps). The professor was not very happy when trying to read (and grade) his code. The student also did things like 'String xxx = "879374930";' and then the next line would be 'int xxxx = Integer.parse(xxx).intValue();' The string variable would not be referenced AT ALL after that! Is it any wonder he failed?
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Here's a little gem I came across a while back.
private bool f(params object[] args) { return 0 != (int)Convert.ToUInt32(args[args.Length - 1]); }
It's employed all over the code module. Here's one place:
byte[][] outBuf = new byte[2][];
outBuf[0] = new byte[256];
outBuf[1] = new byte[256];
for (int i = 0, j = 0; j < outBuf[i].Length || f(j = 0, ++i < 2); j++)
outBuf[i][j] = 0x20;
It would seem that the coder was disapointed that C# wouldn't allow abuse of the comma operator. So he substituted an argument list!
Here's another place where it's used.
public bool Visible
{
get { return f(_RawData[1] & VISIBLE); }
set
{
if(f(_RawData[1] & VISIBLE) != value )
_RawData[1] ^= VISIBLE;
}
}
Well, that explains the name.
Is this clever or a horror?
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From that, it look like a horror.
Did he comment it at all? Or just throw it together and walk away?
'Cause if he didn't, it's probably time he met Mr Ugly Stick...
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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That is definately an absolute horror. I hate it when people think they are smart because they write such code. It is totally unmaintainable and unreadable to anyone (including the author of it a couple of weeks after he wrote it!)
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It's definitely a horror. It's unclear, poorly named and results in ugly calling code. In addition, the cast and call to a Convert function will make it slow.
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What do you mean by "C# wouldn't allow abuse of the comma operator"? C# doesn't have a comma operator.
A quick search pulled up this little gem (I wonder how it got copied from the MSDN foum  ): http://www.dotnetmonster.com/Uwe/Forum.aspx/dotnet-csharp/93126/C-for-loop-and-comma-operator[^]
Yes, that's a horror -- the method should have a better name and it could even be made generic!
public T
LastOf
(
params object[] list
)
{
return ( (T) list [ list.Count - 1 ] ) ;
}
It's still silly, but this just points up how easy it is to implement a way to get around the limitation. Come to think of it, couldn't you do it with Linq? I don't know Linq, but something like: (new int[] { a++ , b++ }).Last ?
P.S. Here's a little test of the concept:
int i = 0 ;
int j = 0 ;
while ( (new int[] { i++ , j += 2 }).Last() < 10 )
{
System.Console.WriteLine ( "{0} {1}" , i , j ) ;
}
for ( i = 0 , j = 0 ; (new int[] { i++ , j += 2 }).Last() < 10 ; )
{
System.Console.WriteLine ( "{0} {1}" , i , j ) ;
}
modified 7-Aug-12 18:09pm.
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Apparently no, isnt't it? But run this code:
class Program {
static void Main(string[] args) {
object o = null;
Console.WriteLine(o.IsNull());
}
}
public static class ExtensionMethods {
public static bool IsNull(this object obj) {
return (obj == null);
}
}
If you expected it to throw a NullReferenceException (as I did), then you're in for a surprise. It actually prints true. Makes me wonder how extension methods are implemented internally. Something like a wrapper object over the null object? Any .NET experts here that can explain?
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Extension methods are implemented as you would expect: as a call to a static method, with a parameter.
So effectively, what you have written is:
public static bool IsNull(object o)
{
return (o == null);
}
...
if (IsNull(null))
{
...Which nobody would expect to throw a null reference.
The extension method bit is just syntactic sugar.
Looks odd though!
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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Yes, I understand. But what intrigues me is the
o.IsNull() syntax, the mental picture I get is that since o is null, any attempt to call a method/field would throw a NullReferenceException, replace IsNull() with ToString() and you'll know what I'm talking about.
object.IsNull(o) would have made much sense.
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The whole point of extension methods is to avoid having to make explicit static calls.
I don't really like them because they're hiding what's actually going on, but on the other hand those Linq method trains on IEnumerable<T> (all extension methods obviously) are really convenient.
I don't get the point of IsNull, though. o.IsNull() is more characters and less clear than o == null! (And although you can override == on a custom type so that does something different, anyone who overrides it in a way that makes o == null not do what you expect should be taken out and shot repeatedly.)
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Or be burned alive. In hot lava. Along with the code he wrote.
Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.
Dave Barry
Read more at BrainyQuote[ ^]
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I often use this as an 'exploit', can help make your code more readable in some cases. Sometimes I rather create an extension method than an instance method and do the null checking in the method instead of the calling procedure. (Not recommended as default pattern though)
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Ive taken huge advantage of this recently when using PerformanceCounters. You see I create performance counters if possible, but it's entirely expected that some developer machines might not yet have my PerformanceCounters and I didnt want my code to not work on their machines.
Hence this Extension class
public static class PerformanceCounterExtensions
{
public static void SafeIncrement(this PerformanceCounter counter)
{
if (counter != null)
counter.Increment();
}
public static void SafeDecrement(this PerformanceCounter counter)
{
if (counter != null)
counter.Decrement();
}
public static void SafeIncrementBy(this PerformanceCounter counter, long value)
{
if (counter != null)
counter.IncrementBy(value);
}
public static void SafeReset(this PerformanceCounter counter)
{
if (counter != null)
counter.RawValue = 0;
}
}
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If only you could have extension... parentheses... or whatever you'd call it... seriously, Microsoft, WHY did you have to choose null to represent an event that has no handlers?! Now instead of
MySpecialPropertyChanged();
I have to do
if (MySpecialPropertyChanged != null)
MySpecialPropertyChanged();
or have the program crash if nothing's listening to the event!
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You can, in C++. And you don't get an exception/runtime error until your program tries to touch data members - much deeper in the call stack than the actual call point. Which makes debugging a very funny thing ...
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