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The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrassing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

Post your Best, your worst, and your most interesting. But please - no programming questions . This forum is purely for amusement and discussions on code snippets. All actual programming questions will be removed.

 
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Another thing you may wish to look into if you've not already: "HEREDOC".

If you consider that .php is very heavily used as a language for server-side web development, then you may realize that sometimes there's quite a bit of formatted HTML that may need to be generated. This can be done very easily using the "<<<" operator (HEREDOC). It allows you to actually create the entire webpage (if you wished to) as a single string in a natural webpage format. Or type in paragraph after paragraph of text to create a string, embedding $variables as you go along.

Syntax:

$lotsOfStuff = <<<someName
Here you type in whatever you wish
And it all becomes part of a single
String.  For example, create a table in
a natural flow:
  <table>
    <tr>  <th>HUSBAND</th>      <th>WIVES</th>                   </tr>
    <tr>  <td>Scaramouche</td>  <td>Kimberley</td>               </tr>
    <tr>  <td>$here</td>        <td>$hellion[1],$hellion[2]</td> </tr>
  </table>
... etc
someName;


Examples that come to mind:
- JavaScript that are modified at load
- Design page-pieces in HTML, cut & paste them into your HEREDOC block, and then modify as required. The entire page (

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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