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Spelling mistake should be "DUH" not "The" 
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A nice joke I encountered on some website:
"*Pic of broken computer* Oh no! What did you do!? Just kidding... An error occurred while processing your request" and then something about lemurs[^] trying to fix the problem 
What was quite bad though, I was recently working on a company application. Many times stuff go wrong and the user doesn't even know because Exceptions are caught at some lower level and never passed to the UI (a horror in itself). But then I DID get an error... Or rather a message box with an error icon. The message itself was non-existant
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{}
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"The file '' could not be refactored." No, I am not leaving out the file name... it really used empty quotes.
Somebody in an online forum wrote: INTJs never really joke. They make a point. The joke is just a gift wrapper.
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GL_Terminator wrote: depuration
Very odd word to use, since it's meaning refers to being cleansed or purified. 
Chris Meech
I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar]
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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Perhaps they couldn't think of an appropriate word, so they used that one out of desperation.
Somebody in an online forum wrote: INTJs never really joke. They make a point. The joke is just a gift wrapper.
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A bad synonym for the "garbage collection" phase of memory management perhaps?
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I dunno. I got an error message from microsoft visual C++ (either 6 or 2003, can't remember) refeencing an internal file and line number, and requesting I report the error to "a graduate student". I thought that was pretty weak for a big-time commercial product.
Back in the day, I remember running strings(1) on the executable for Framemaker. Along the list of other error messages was this really terrific one; "Evacuate now, in our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances." I can't imagine what horrible condition produces this message, but presumably there is a terrific kaboom right after.
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For me it has to be while I was installing a microsoft product on win2k and witnessed the following error message:
The installation was halted because the following error occured: No Error.
I guess the installer got a bit confused.
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That's cute. Reminds me of one from a cryptic UNIX GUI in the 1990s:
+----------------------+
| Error 0 |
+----------------------+
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| No error text for "" |
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+----------------------+
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DEC's RT-11 OS (I'm showing my age) also had a text-based Help system. You typed: 'Help [Command Name]' at the command line, and you got a screen of text, usually with things like command line options. If [Command Name] was not recognised, you got back the single line: 'There is no Help for [Command Name]'. The programmer had a sense of humor. If you typed: 'Help Me', you got back: 'There is no Help for you'!
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I remember that! They also had error number 69 - no path to partner in their RSX system. Early networking.
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I prefer the old BIOS message "Keyboard not found. Press any key to continue"
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Yes!
This happened on booting old IBM XTs. If I recall it said
Keyboard error
Press F1 to continue
Maybe it was some laid back engineer's sense of humour?
Why make life more difficult than it is?
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This one actually makes sense, it makes sure you fixed the error (by plugging in a keyboard) before continuing.
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MS-DOS also had a "Screen not found" error message, which no one ever saw because it was meant to be displayed on the screen
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Yeah, but Windows took that one just one step further... I recall seeing the BSOD on my friend's computer, and I think it was Win95. It just read:
"It seems you have not plugged in a monitor. Please plug in a monitor and press a key to continue."
In fact, pressing a key wouldn't have done anything, but what has been troubling me for all this years now: HOW did the programmer meant this message - if it's conditions were really met - would be transported to the user? Magic Crystal Ball?
Needless to say, _we_ saw the message because there _was_ a monitor plugged in.
That seems to be a PEBKAC problem, Sir. Why don't you go and fetch a coffee while I handle the operation?
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haha I just got the following error while trying to load the link to this forum. LOL it totally took me off guard. I thought it was a joke and then I realized... "This is the worst error message ever." Worst Error Ever
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Really thats very funny..Ever Never heard like this dude !!!!
"Worship God But First Respect Human"
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On Windows 98 while doing a very dangerous operations (something regarding the file system, so very destructive ), an empty message box appeared with a question icon and two button: Yes No... this is the worst error message! You know something bad has happened, you don't know what the remedy was proposed by W98 
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From TeX, the geeky typesetting program:
Sorry, Pandora. (You sneaky devil)
Pretend you are Hercule Poirot: examine all the clues.
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The worst I ever came across was from Quadbase (a 90's database system).
Should never get here.
At that point we knew we had really f-ed up the database.
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At least the message told you something relating to the error.
Years back I had a program that wrote data to Microsoft Access database tables. One day it quit working and gave this error message: "Invalid arguments." I scratched my head for a while trying to figure out what that meant. Finally I noticed that the size of the Access file is dangerously high (2GB). That was when I changed my app to use MySql.
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Delphi 5: "Catastrophic error." in a single message box with a ok button. Simple! Amazing! )
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Might as well have replaced the "ok" with "panic"...
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The worst message for me is no message at all: one time i got a error meeeage box with empty text, just error icon and "Error" caption with OK button. I don't remember where i got it, it was a log time ago, but this was the worst "error message i seen
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