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The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrassing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

Post your Best, your worst, and your most interesting. But please - no programming questions . This forum is purely for amusement and discussions on code snippets. All actual programming questions will be removed.

 
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Richard A. Dalton19-Oct-10 4:16
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Ray Cassick19-Oct-10 6:48
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Jason Christian20-Oct-10 7:00
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Richard A. Dalton19-Oct-10 7:30
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Andrew Rissing19-Oct-10 7:54
Andrew Rissing19-Oct-10 7:54 
Richard A. Dalton wrote:
Treat the DB as a data store only *unless* the client has the infrastructure and the expertise to support using the DB for more.


Agreed. Or unless, you control the DB as well.

Richard A. Dalton wrote:
Screw you Jack...create some log files.


Well, at least you're not named Jack. Big Grin | :-D
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