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The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrassing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

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GeneralRe: Zero-choice alternative Pin
Bram Fokke6-Feb-09 1:28
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Megidolaon22-Feb-09 23:08
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supercat927-Jan-09 6:49
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Thomas Weller29-Jan-09 23:12
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peterchen16-Feb-09 6:13
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Chris Meech28-Jan-09 6:14
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TommyTomToms28-Jan-09 6:30
TommyTomToms28-Jan-09 6:30 
I agree. In this day and age you can never be sure of anything...

DoesJessicaAlbaLoveMe uncertain = new DoesJessicaAlbaLoveMe();
string yahhhoooooo = "";

if (DoesJessicaAlbaLoveMe != null && DoesJessicaAlbaLoveMe!= null)
{
    yahhhoooooo = uncertain.ToString().ToString().ToString();
}
else
{
    yahoo = "She's just teasin :P";
}


 A dogged, arrogant belief in self and the childlike idealism that comes with not knowing my limits. This is my greatest blessing, my priceless attribute. 

GeneralRe: Zero-choice alternative Pin
Lutosław28-Jan-09 8:22
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Thomas Weller29-Jan-09 23:05
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Lutosław30-Jan-09 4:12
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Thomas Weller31-Jan-09 1:49
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supercat930-Jan-09 17:44
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Thomas Weller31-Jan-09 1:50
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itsravie3-Mar-09 0:17
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supercat95-Mar-09 7:17
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ClementsDan28-Jan-09 13:16
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Lutosław28-Jan-09 13:58
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General16 layers of ifs, Who dare challenge this? Pin
kingsimba051119-Jan-09 17:47
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Malli_S19-Jan-09 20:25
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gri19-Jan-09 21:25
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Malli_S19-Jan-09 23:29
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Dalek Dave19-Jan-09 22:24
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mav.northwind19-Jan-09 22:59
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