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My doctor said that humor is good for keeping a patient's mind off getting a shot. He went on to say that he was trained in Punjabi.
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Where's the :groan: reaction when you need it?
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Ouch!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Just plagiarized, after 'Punjabi' being replaced by an Italian University I won't name here... 
"In testa che avete, Signor di Ceprano?"
-- Rigoletto
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I'm racking my brain to get a Italian university that fits, plese help me!
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Genie: Whatβs your first wish?
Toby: I wish I was Rich.
Genie: Granted, whatβs your second wish?
Rich: I want lots of money.
Advertise here β minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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He was just needling you.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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I'm on two diets. I wasn't getting enough food on just one.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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The Diet of Hungary and the Diet of Worms?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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You beat me to it.  
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Quote: You beat me to it
Quote: Slow Eddie
"In testa che avete, Signor di Ceprano?"
-- Rigoletto
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You left out the Diet of Buggs.
Not so slow Eddie
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 Good history lesson. I had heard of these many moons ago. Didn't come to mind when I posted the joke. Now it does. Thanx
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Is that like the see food diet?
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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I can eat anything I want, I am just not allowed to swallow.
>64
Some days the dragon wins. Suck it up.
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Dieting is mind over matter.
If you don't mind, it don't matter!
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Diet is just Die with a T.
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Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have. -Anon
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"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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