|
|
How much do you have to pay somebody to taste each one?!?!?🤪
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
|
|
|
|
|
You find the right candidate and they pay YOU.
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
|
|
|
|
|
I'm bored, I've been playing with pixels for too long (sometimes aligning stuff in WPF is a PITA).
I've changed the application font to "Comic Sans MS"
I don't know how long it'll take them to figure out something is wrong.
CI/CD = Continuous Impediment/Continuous Despair
|
|
|
|
|
Isn't that planned for v2 ?
|
|
|
|
|
Apologise and set it to this: Crazy Killer Font | dafont.com[^]
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
|
|
|
|
|
sad, it does not work in Visual Studio.
CI/CD = Continuous Impediment/Continuous Despair
|
|
|
|
|
THANK YOU...
I was searching for it some days ago for a prank, and I already had given up as I didn't remembered the name. 
Not anymore... MWAHAHAHAHA HA HA HA
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
|
|
|
|
|
You'll hate yourself when one of the higher ups decides it looks great and demands it be made the standard.
|
|
|
|
|
You mean it isn't? Damn.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
|
|
|
|
|
On a dialog box that displayed a fatal error message I once set the icon to a Jolly Roger.
I was told to strike my colors as it were. My manager said (and I have to agree) that a user staring at a crashed application wouldn't be amused.
|
|
|
|
|
Comic Sans is something that you didn't know was "bad" until you used it and then read that it is "bad", and it nags at you for ever after.
"Before entering on an understanding, I have meditated for a long time, and have foreseen what might happen. It is not genius which reveals to me suddenly, secretly, what I have to say or to do in a circumstance unexpected by other people; it is reflection, it is meditation." - Napoleon I
|
|
|
|
|
If I did that our marketing department would notice quickly, then take me out back and shoot me without even giving me my last cigarette.
There are no solutions, only trade-offs. - Thomas Sowell
A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.
- Bill Watterson (Calvin & Hobbes)
|
|
|
|
|
The first rule of Font Club is, "You don't talk about Font Club."
I leave it as an exercise for the reader to discover the 2nd rule.
|
|
|
|
|
"Quoting the first rule is forbidden"?
|
|
|
|
|
|
Change the font to Wingdings, with font size of 4.
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
-- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian
|
|
|
|
|
Museum Guide: "70,000,003 years"
Visitor: "Wow. How can you be so precise?"
Museum Guide: "They told me it was 70,000,000 years old when I started working here."
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
|
|
|
|
|
I laughed.
(not feeling like it today... )
CI/CD = Continuous Impediment/Continuous Despair
|
|
|
|
|
That joke was old when Tyrannosauri were visitors, not exhibits.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
|
|
|
|
|
That is an OLD joke! 
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
|
|
|
|
|
If it wasn't still funny it wouldn't be an old joke. It would just be an old story.
So old jokes are good, they've stood the test of time!
|
|
|
|
|
To quote the Joker (in The Killing Joke) "It doesn't have to be good to be a classic."
|
|
|
|
|
One of my T-shirts says: You don't have to be senile to be demented - but it helps.
I had it may for my 60th birthday. By Norwegian health terminology, you are senile from age 60.
|
|
|
|
|
Dementia and senility are inevitable wrinkles of the brain.
I think Norwegian health recognizes this.
We have no choice but to carry on. "Use or lose it."
Jokes were mastered by Henny Youngman (my favorite wit).
"Everytime I ask what time it is, I get a different answer."
"A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill,
so he gave him another six months."
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
|
|
|
|
General 
News 
Suggestion 
Question 
Bug 
Answer 
Joke 
Praise 
Rant 
Admin 
Submit an article or tip
