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Tx 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Prayers sent. If this is a huge worry to you, you should have never poked it. Prepare yourself for the most rewarding years of your life and enjoy the trip. I envy you; I never got the chance.
Will Rogers never met me.
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I should not have had that chance either; my meds say it not allowed and I'm old.
I accepted that my bloodline ends. Then this happens.
It is a huge worry, it is the best of things. It is more than I can explain. It changes the entire world?
Roger Wright wrote: you should have never poked it
Yeah, I'm no nun, I'm human.
Thanks for your prayers. I will change some habits.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Understood. All of my life, I wanted nothing more than to be loved by a decent woman, and to make a couple of children with her help. It never happened. They all wanted to be "just friends."
Life is good, life is usually fun, but it's empty and pointless. I'm not out to end it, as every new day offers new opportunities, but if I don't wake tomorrow, my only regret will be that I forgot to make a will.
You are embarking on the greatest adventure of your life. You have the opportunity to build a wonderful human being! There is no more noble task, and I envy you beyond measure!
I have had the opportunity to raise the kids of others, and I'm proud of all of them - they have become wonderful adults, parents of great kids, themselves. I'm so proud of them...
This is your chance to shine, Eddy. Make the most of it, and know that my prayers will be with you. No, I'm not a religious nut; I don't even go to church. But I do believe that prayers work.
God bless you and your bairn...
Will Rogers never met me.
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Roger Wright wrote: All of my life, I wanted nothing more than to be loved by a decent woman, and to make a couple of children with her help. It never happened. They all wanted to be "just friends."
To be fair, we're programmed to want to give on our genes.
Roger Wright wrote: Life is good, life is usually fun, but it's empty and pointless. I'm not out to end it, as every new day offers new opportunities, but if I don't wake tomorrow, my only regret will be that I forgot to make a will.
Similar here, mostly. Making a will is expensive, and then there's taxes on inheritence. So, I gave some away while I'm still alive.
Roger Wright wrote: This is your chance to shine, Eddy
The doc prescribed some sedatives. I'd be happy if I don't elephant it up too much.
Roger Wright wrote: But I do believe that prayers work.
It is appreciated, as is the fact that you took the time to write this answer 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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How much do you have to pay somebody to taste each one?!?!?🤪
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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You find the right candidate and they pay YOU.
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
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I'm bored, I've been playing with pixels for too long (sometimes aligning stuff in WPF is a PITA).
I've changed the application font to "Comic Sans MS"
I don't know how long it'll take them to figure out something is wrong.
CI/CD = Continuous Impediment/Continuous Despair
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Isn't that planned for v2 ?
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Apologise and set it to this: Crazy Killer Font | dafont.com[^]
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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sad, it does not work in Visual Studio.
CI/CD = Continuous Impediment/Continuous Despair
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THANK YOU...
I was searching for it some days ago for a prank, and I already had given up as I didn't remembered the name. 
Not anymore... MWAHAHAHAHA HA HA HA
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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You'll hate yourself when one of the higher ups decides it looks great and demands it be made the standard.
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You mean it isn't? Damn.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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On a dialog box that displayed a fatal error message I once set the icon to a Jolly Roger.
I was told to strike my colors as it were. My manager said (and I have to agree) that a user staring at a crashed application wouldn't be amused.
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Comic Sans is something that you didn't know was "bad" until you used it and then read that it is "bad", and it nags at you for ever after.
"Before entering on an understanding, I have meditated for a long time, and have foreseen what might happen. It is not genius which reveals to me suddenly, secretly, what I have to say or to do in a circumstance unexpected by other people; it is reflection, it is meditation." - Napoleon I
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If I did that our marketing department would notice quickly, then take me out back and shoot me without even giving me my last cigarette.
There are no solutions, only trade-offs. - Thomas Sowell
A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.
- Bill Watterson (Calvin & Hobbes)
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The first rule of Font Club is, "You don't talk about Font Club."
I leave it as an exercise for the reader to discover the 2nd rule.
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"Quoting the first rule is forbidden"?
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Change the font to Wingdings, with font size of 4.
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
-- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian
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Museum Guide: "70,000,003 years"
Visitor: "Wow. How can you be so precise?"
Museum Guide: "They told me it was 70,000,000 years old when I started working here."
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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