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Every cat...
“Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
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Dij doesn't lay on the keyboard, he walks over it and types everything he can: mutes the volume, ENTERs data, types 4 million "e"s, or activates strange bits of Windows I didn't know existed.
If my code doesn't compile, the first thing I look for is stuff he entered ...
He has successfully sent his own emails, made phone calls, and appears to like some strange youtube videos. 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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OriginalGriff wrote: some strange youtube videos
Sure... It is always pays off to keep a cat to blame... 
“Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
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Flash! LIGHT NING
Drug E
taken (insert)
for losing weight! (10)
LIGHTENING*
(Present participle** of the verb "lighten" - to reduce burden, or brightness)
** I had to look that up, been a long time since my last English lesson
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home where he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't like hillbillies. The game warden ordered the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid West Virginia hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed it's butt, and said, "This duck ain't from West Virginia. This is a Kentucky duck. You got a Kentucky hunting license, boy?" The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Kentucky hunting license.
The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed it's butt, and said, "This ain't no Kentucky duck. This duck's from Tennessee. You got an Tennessee license?" The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced an Tennessee license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck. "This duck's from Virginia. You got a Virginia hunting license?"
Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a Virginia hunting license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the hillbilly, "Just where the hell are you from?"
The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said, "You tell me, you're the expert!"
The most expensive tool is a cheap tool. Gareth Branwyn
JaxCoder.com
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Oldie but goodie. I first heard this joke when I was a kid and it is still one of my favorites. 
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Flash! Drug taken for losing weight! (10)
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Nice one not amphetamine then 
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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That was a speed-y response.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Billy Whizz
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Wordle 339 3/6
🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨
🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Wordle 339 4/6
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Wordle 339 4/6
⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛
⬛🟩⬛🟨⬛
🟩🟩⬛🟨⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Wordle 339 4/6
⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨
⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜
🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I could have had it in three, but I thought "Nah ... it won't be that, I'll try this" ... 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Wordle 339 4/6
🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜
🟨🟨🟩⬜🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Wordle 339 3/6
🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜
🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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And who says doing SoTW is wasting time? 
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Had to look up yesterday's answer (like I'd remember) to get the joke
But yes, it was an easy one for me 
Unlike today's... 
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4/6
⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜
⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜
🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
GCS/GE d--(d) s-/+ a C+++ U+++ P-- L+@ E-- W+++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Wordle 339 6/6*
⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜
⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜
🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟩⬜⬜🟩🟨
🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Wordle 339 4/6*
⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜
🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜
🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have. -Anon
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