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Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming βWow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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The opinions expressed in this post are not necessarily those of the author, especially if you find them impolite, inaccurate or inflammatory.
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Many choices!
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Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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... and all humans?
When I pay a bill on line I have to enter my account number. The invoice I received shows this account number in a 4pt font as:
10000000002987421000331 or something ridiculously long with no breaks and an indeterminate number of zeros stuck in just for funsies.
Sometimes there are alpha characters that include the letters "I" and "O" to guarantee I can't get it right on the first try.
For the love of Dog, and my failing eye sight, could you please break this up into 3 or 4 character sequences, and drop all the 0s out? And if you allow "I" and "O" into the mix, could you please find some other form of work where your clients enjoy being tortured?
Oh, and stop using 4pt fonts, too.
As I struggle to enter my account number I assuage my frustration by imagining which of the circles Dante would put you in.
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We don't hate you, we're just testing your eyesight and cognitive ability 
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There are times I've taken a picture of a document on my phone, slopped it over to my PC, and zoomed in 1000% to make sure I've read the numbers / letters correctly. 
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These days I do something similar to read menus at restaurants.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Goto Texas. There you still order blindly and don't have to read the fine print that may or may not reveal that you are actually ordering soy.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: Texas....ordering soy
Ordering soy, is that even legal in Texas, home of all things beef?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Absolutely legal. Anything and anyway with beef to make it tasty and tender is copacetic in Texas. Just not raw. It's not to be confused with sushi.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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A Japanese restaurant near me makes an amazing beef sashimi and I'm wanting that now, lol
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I never was dumb enough to try. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Or goto any Waffle House where all you have to do is point to a picture and grunt.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
"Hope is contagious"
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Yep - Windows 8 licensing keys.
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...on a faded out sticker, with the second half missing/ripped off altogether
The few times I've had PCs that had this sticker at the back of it - I've taken pictures of them when the system was still new. Then it doesn't matter so much what happens to it over time...
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Quote: There are times I've taken a picture of a document on my phone, slopped it over to my PC, and zoomed in 1000%
Yep, been there often.
Nothing succeeds like a budgie without teeth.
To err is human, to arr is pirate.
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I'm a developer with a vision problem. I was where you are now when I was 25. I've been waiting for somebody else to finally say fonts and displays had gotten too small, even for people with normal eyesight. Getting a bigger magnifier isn't the solution. Printing things in a readable font in a readable point size is.
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I find I have to do the document zooming trick on 99% of all things I enter these days, it's a royal pain in the a55
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My wife was a dental hygienist and has these glasses with built-in magnifiers. I have to borrow them sometimes to see this stuff!
- I would love to change the world, but they wonβt give me the source code.
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And while you're at it programmers, insert breaks in credit card numbers. 16 digits is hard to accurately read in. For a perfect example of a best practice, go change something on a bitlocker protected device and boot it. As you enter the recovery key the entry field automatically adds hyphens to match the recovery key blocking.
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