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There's a a whole heap of these around the country.
This one is appropriate for the season Police targeting .../[^]
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By "targeting", do they mean "mumping"?
(See the Terry Pratchett quote in the article)
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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Other than proving Aussies drive on the wrong side of the road  it really shows that drivers are idiots regardless of where they are.
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obermd wrote: Aussies drive on the wrong side of the road
They also drive upside-down, so it all works out OK in the end. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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They have to use steel belted tires so the magnets in the roads prevent the cars from falling into outer space.
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So ... how do kangaroos work then? 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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But I think they'd drive better than some of the idiots in these videos.
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Their tail acts as a counterweight.
"Before entering on an understanding, I have meditated for a long time, and have foreseen what might happen. It is not genius which reveals to me suddenly, secretly, what I have to say or to do in a circumstance unexpected by other people; it is reflection, it is meditation." - Napoleon I
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good one.
Looked up mumping... interesting word and its origins
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Remind me never to board a helicopter when you are flying.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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<places hand on Bible>
I swear that I have never been, nor am I now, a licensed pilot of any type of aircraft.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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Good. You see, a helicopter can fly in any random direction just as well as simply straight ahead. Such things as left and right are very relative. And if you are lucky, some helicopters can do all that invertedly (= upside down). The only reason for most rotor heads not being constructed to do that is because this is a little uncomfortable for more than a few seconds and yet another flip of the control axis is seen as an unneeded risk.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I reckon they were Sydneysiders. Or Queenslanders.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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That whole reel looks like normal driving in Toronto. It's actually disturbing how I'm watching it going "uh ha.. yep, oh yeah, that old chestnut. Yep, that was this morning. And yep, those two yesterday afternoon.."
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Chris Maunder
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I think that most countries have people whose driving licences were issued in a Christmas Cracker / Cereal Box ... 
I used to commute (by motorcycle) into London every day, and the standard of driving was unbelievable. Every day you'd pass someone reading the paper while driving, doing makeup, or in one case driving at 70mph with his lappie open on the dashboard, typing away and steering with his elbows ... 
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"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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I had to Google "Christmas Cracker" - new to me.
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That's why I added "Cereal Box" 
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"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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OriginalGriff wrote: driving at 70mph with his lappie open on the dashboard, typing away and steering with his elbows
I want to say that's terrible behaviour, but...but...I know what it's like when you really have to get that bug fixed.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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The first 15 seconds? Only advertisement
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just go to youtube and search for crazy russian drivers. That is something. I almost wet myself and I was 1000's of miles and months away from the crazyness.
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
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I see no extraordinary there - you should come to Jerusalem...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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where is a Will there's a way
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deepok1 wrote: where is a Will there's a way slap
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
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