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If a lawyer has a digestive problem, is he suffering from constipulation?
(Not related at all to the farmer suffering from cornstipation).
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W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: (Not related at all to the farmer suffering from cornstipation).
Or the developer from CRONstipation.
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20212 wrote: Or the developer from CRONstipation.
I think their problem more likely relates to codelastformis difficult[^].
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A ship is wrecked all are thrown overboard, sharks attack and devour everyone except the lawyer.
When rescued the crew asked the lawyer why he had not been eaten; "Professional courtesy"
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As I understood it, when pirates searched for lost treasure it was referred to as a seaquester.
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Q: What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
Software Zen: delete this;
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What’s the difference between a lawyer and a jellyfish? One is a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Reminds me of something I noticed at work. The company converts perfectly good engineers into completely wretched managers through surgery: they remove your brain, your spine, and if you're male, your 'two best friends'.
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Yeah it seems like they promote the idiots and ass kissers cause they don't know what else to do with them.
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(Don't review his briefs.)
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Hi all,
As programmers what would you prefer?
A) 16:10 + i7-1165G7 + thunderbolt 4
B) 16:9 + ryzen 7 Pro 4750U + usb c
And why?
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As a programmer, what counts for me is (a) the screen area, (b) I/O speed for compilation, and (c) memory for tools, debuggers, multiple IDE sessions. Once you go over a certain threshold (which both processors pass), CPU speed is less important.
All other things being equal, a 16:10 scenn has slightly more screen area than a 16:9 screen. The Intel CPU can execute AVX-512 instructions, which is useful if I am writing high-performance code. Otherwise, I see little to choose between the systems; they both appear to be good development platforms.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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Thanks for your answer!
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Following up on Dr. Pfeffer's post (couldn't resist that reference):
You probably mean a larger size monitor, but I have a laptop with the extra-wide screen, designed for media more than anything else. As the screens get smaller the difference in the two monitor types can be important.
Essentially, on this "media laptop", do to the wider aspect ratio I had two bad choices. Either I saw a decent number of lines of code (and any sort of document) but it was too small to comfortably read or I could expand it (for example, to full screen width) and the reading was fine but I saw so few lines it was also a problem. View the entire page at once was, even if just to check formatting (documents) often only marginally useful.
The rest - I can only agree with "the Dr's" answer. Unless you're a gamer on the side.
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W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: Following up on Dr. Pfeffer's post
I must state that I am not, nor have I ever been, a member of the Academic class. I came by my ignorance honestly - by inheritance.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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Ahhh - you misunderstand.
Going to a university long enough to receive one's doctorate is a public service in that, although not working and an adult, you still do not count as unemployed - and for a reciprocal reward, during that time you don't count as a slacker !
When all is said and done, I (as a classic example) didn't have a real paying job until I was thirty. It is accepting my duty as a responsible citizen and I take, having served my country in this way, very seriously.
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I came by mine Lecter style - by composition 
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The one with more ram and a bigger SSD. Both will matter far more than differences between two high end CPUs; and the laptops built in screen is going to be my tertiary display anyway so I don't really care that much. I'll be using my existing USB-HDMI dongles so TB4 doesn't matter.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
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That sounds like a hardware question.
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I really hoped no one would notice it...
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After using something very much like B - a recent purchase of mine - but the pro rather than mobile version of that CPU, I'm thinking about forgetting about intel altogether.
Also thunderbolt plugs into nothing i own so personally, I'd skip it.
16:10 is the only advantage of that other machine, IMO.
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Been waiting since September to get the new computer... now I can choose between the new "Thinkpad X1 carbon Gen 9" (Intel specs - A) or the "Thinkpad T14s Gen 1 or 2" (AMD specs - B).
But the AMD thing is harder to get than Moby Dick... 
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Joan M wrote: But the AMD thing is harder to get than Moby Dick...
That should tell you something though. Those AMD APUs really are amazing. Good luck.
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You don't mention the drive? Keep in mind that modern M.2 NVMe SSDs are significantly faster than older SATA style SSDs.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Practically all high=end laptops these days support NVMe drives, and they are upgradable. The CPU and screen - less so.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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