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Is the Mississippi a hippie's wife?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Does the Amazon deliver its water next day prime?
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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You won't find a hippie in Mississippi! 
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Is the Volga River just trying to get your attention or does it mean those things it says?
Which brings to mind, in those songs referring to the "Bounding Mian" - are they just looking for a Chinese noodle dish?
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Why is the strait of Magellan so crooked?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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It depends upon how you sea it. Hiring a low-coast surveyor might cause (or alleviate) the problem.
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I think she is in Dee-Nile about it though
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
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Idaho, Alaska
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
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You Miss. the Maine idea. Utah thought they'd stay in the Lounge but are either busy Oregon.
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If a lawyer has a digestive problem, is he suffering from constipulation?
(Not related at all to the farmer suffering from cornstipation).
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modified 25-Feb-21 8:18am.
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W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: (Not related at all to the farmer suffering from cornstipation).
Or the developer from CRONstipation.
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20212 wrote: Or the developer from CRONstipation.
I think their problem more likely relates to codelastformis difficult[^].
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A ship is wrecked all are thrown overboard, sharks attack and devour everyone except the lawyer.
When rescued the crew asked the lawyer why he had not been eaten; "Professional courtesy"
modified 25-Feb-21 11:19am.
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As I understood it, when pirates searched for lost treasure it was referred to as a seaquester.
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Q: What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
Software Zen: delete this;
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What’s the difference between a lawyer and a jellyfish? One is a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Reminds me of something I noticed at work. The company converts perfectly good engineers into completely wretched managers through surgery: they remove your brain, your spine, and if you're male, your 'two best friends'.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Yeah it seems like they promote the idiots and ass kissers cause they don't know what else to do with them.
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(Don't review his briefs.)
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Hi all,
As programmers what would you prefer?
A) 16:10 + i7-1165G7 + thunderbolt 4
B) 16:9 + ryzen 7 Pro 4750U + usb c
And why?
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As a programmer, what counts for me is (a) the screen area, (b) I/O speed for compilation, and (c) memory for tools, debuggers, multiple IDE sessions. Once you go over a certain threshold (which both processors pass), CPU speed is less important.
All other things being equal, a 16:10 scenn has slightly more screen area than a 16:9 screen. The Intel CPU can execute AVX-512 instructions, which is useful if I am writing high-performance code. Otherwise, I see little to choose between the systems; they both appear to be good development platforms.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Thanks for your answer!
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Following up on Dr. Pfeffer's post (couldn't resist that reference):
You probably mean a larger size monitor, but I have a laptop with the extra-wide screen, designed for media more than anything else. As the screens get smaller the difference in the two monitor types can be important.
Essentially, on this "media laptop", do to the wider aspect ratio I had two bad choices. Either I saw a decent number of lines of code (and any sort of document) but it was too small to comfortably read or I could expand it (for example, to full screen width) and the reading was fine but I saw so few lines it was also a problem. View the entire page at once was, even if just to check formatting (documents) often only marginally useful.
The rest - I can only agree with "the Dr's" answer. Unless you're a gamer on the side.
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W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: Following up on Dr. Pfeffer's post
I must state that I am not, nor have I ever been, a member of the Academic class. I came by my ignorance honestly - by inheritance.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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