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Or, perhaps "Ninth Wonder of the World" ?
(in these times, it allows for some unique social distancing, as well)
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What colour of paint would you prefer, Sir?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Just turn around and we will paint your belly too
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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I'm skunked to come up with a witty reply.
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
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Knew you'd find a way to weasel yourself out of trying... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Zebras. Haven't met one on a walk yet. Skunks, porcupines, deer, badgers, ... yes. Dog mostly.
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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![Badger | [badger,badger,badger,badger...]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/badger.gif)
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Don't remove them in public, that would be tantamount to taking off Zebra.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Throwing additional software developers at a problem in order to produce faster is like throwing additional women at a pregnancy to move it along.
Real programmers use butterflies
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honey the codewitch wrote: Throwing additional software developers at a problem in order to produce faster is like throwing additional women at a pregnancy to move it along diapers at a baby to get it potty-trained sooner.
FIFY
(this could make a fun chain)
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That works too. 
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It is humorous but inaccurate so I'll be the party pooper. 
Adding more software developers CAN produce results faster but adding additional women to a pregnancy CANNOT do anything to speed it along. So the analogy does not quite work.
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Let's change the analogy another time...
BabyYoda wrote: Adding more software developers managers
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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That's like throwing gas on a fire.
Real programmers use butterflies
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I claim comedic license. A statement just has to be true enough of the time to be funny. Not all of the time.
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honey the codewitch wrote: true enough of the time to be funny. Not all of the time.
Nailed it! 
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That's pretty funny.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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It depends on the project size and structure. I'm glad I have a team member working with me on my current project 
I think the issue is just adding new resources to a project as it takes a while for them to get up to speed.
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I agree. I'm playing, but there's enough truth to it to be funny. Or maybe it's me.
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honey the codewitch wrote: Or maybe it's me.
Not only you 
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Unfortunately, our shop management decided to do just that for a certain project. Now, there are not enough curse words to describe the circus that has ensued. Talk about merge conflicts. 
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Merge conflicts? You have a working source control system in place? You are so lucky.
*sideeyes the entire dotcom boom era*
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yes, we use git with visual studio and dev ops. works great. merge conflicts are still a PITA if you have too many devs working on the same code base. It is not a good idea at all.
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Do you have a Merge Master yet? (No, not the branch, the person)
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Never stop dreaming - Freddie Kruger
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Lots of merge conflicts typically means that architecture is lacking, which is something that a framework can address, despite the whining in the "Rage Against the Machine" thread above. Conflicts can also be addressed by code ownership, but that can easily get in the way when there's little in the way of an architecture or framework.
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