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The first orders a beer. The second, half a beer. The third orders a quarter of a beer.
The bartender says "you're all idiots", and she pours them two beers.
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"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
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The bartenders is obviously American! 
An Australian bartender would have said "you're all welcome mateys" and poured them 2 beers! 
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That should be:
"you're all welcome matheys"
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That's a really long bar! Maybe it needs to be raised.
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This hurt my mind. She should have poured as requested, as all need to pay. You cannot pay a quarter of a cent, that's as low as it goes.
The cents would pile up, for ever decreasing amounts of beer. So, I say, the bartender is the idiot; she sold more beer than need be for an amount that is not infinite.
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Or she just makes them pay on the same tab and charges them for two beers.
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Only if she is bad at math, honey.
You need to pay one cent for an infinite small amount of beer. She would be drowning in cents.
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Not if she didn't charge them individually. I guess it depends on how you interpret the bill.
If I order a sampler platter and everyone partakes I don't itemize each individual mozzarella stick.
I mean, it would have been less confusing if they just ordered a pitcher and called it good, but they are using the 2nd glass as a small pitcher, effectively.
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Also, it's a joke.
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honey the codewitch wrote: Not if she didn't charge them individually.
No bar I have ever been in would do that.
One beer, regardless of the container it comes in, gets charged by the container. Bottle, can, glass, cup, pitcher, even a keg.
Even if you only want the glass filled a quarter of the way they are going to charge for the full glass because that is the only way they can charge. That or give it to you free.
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I mean, no bar has ever dealt with an infinite number of mathematicians either. Just sayin'
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Well technically it wouldn't be infinite.
Last call happens for every bar I have been in. Places are packed but they still tell everyone to go home. So then the number is finite. Those served until last call.
So that line out the door, round the block, out the city, across the world and universe is just going to have to come back the next night.
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Alternates (via ChatGPT) ...
1. The bartender exclaims, "This place is getting exponentially crowded!"
2. The bartender says, "I hope you're here for some real ale-gebra!"
3. The bartender asks, "Do you need a non-Euclidean space to fit all of you in?"
Graeme
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4. The bartender pours 2 pints and says "You guys really should know your limits"
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Best answer award!
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That explains why mathematicians are sober.
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-- Rigoletto
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honey the codewitch wrote: The bartender says "you're all idiots", and she pours them two beers from a Klein bottle[^].
FTFY.
Software Zen: delete this;
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But it will take them an infinite amount of time to finish the two beers.
“We close at midnight, better drink it fast!”
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Bars I go to last call has nothing to do with whether one has emptied the glass. They are out the door regardless.
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Google's "Bard" will now "search" your inbox and drives; if you let it.
I'm dropping out.
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Gerry Schmitz wrote: I'm dropping out.
School? Bard? Google? Society? Human race?
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The grid.
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What could go wrong?
I don't think before I open my mouth, I like to be as surprised a everyone else.
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