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... and it had battery remaining! 3% battery remaining, to be precise.
Well, that's better than last Sunday ... by 3% ... 
And she complains when she can't call me - I can't win.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Win against a woman 5 or 10 letters  
5: Never
10: Impossible
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There are some things it's better not to know!
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I've gotten into the habit of just plugging my wife's phone in.
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It lives in the murky depths of her handbag. I don't go there, any more than I read her mail. 
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"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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drop a wireless charger in. 
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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OriginalGriff wrote: It lives in the murky depths of her handbag. I don't go there, any more than I read her mail.
Jeff Dunham, about his wife's purse[^].
This is from "A very special Christmas Show", 2008. The only copy I could find on YouTube was one with Hungarian subtitles; I hope that it won't bother you too much. If you can spare nine minutes, watch the entire clip from the start!
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The wife finds it amusing to ask me to get pen/phone/??? from her handbag, I return with the handbag, there is no way I am delving into that pit of stuff!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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OriginalGriff wrote: the murky depths of her handbag
You're a wise fella for not investigating further. Women's handbags are inherent Klein bottles[^].
Software Zen: delete this;
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They should have released that 9 days ago ...
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This post's subject sounds awfully like a clickbait title. You know, like the "sponsored" links that appear at the bottom of every news article. And it turns out to be a divorce lawyers add. Hats off if it's been intentional. 
Advertise here β minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
modified 10-Apr-23 9:12am.
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OriginalGriff wrote: she complains when she can't call me - I can't win
Sounds like a win to me!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
"Hope is contagious"
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#Worldle #442 2/6 (100%)
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I knew the area, but those names??
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Without giving hints, I didn't either - I thought it was an acronym.
But ... it's in the dictionary* as a word as well purely from common usage as such I guess.
* I checked my print copy of the OED (2nd edition) which has got to be 20 years old (and is still 7cm thick).
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It's a word - it's in the OED, and we use more obscure ones weekly in the CCC.
It was originally an acronym, I believe; but languages change all the time. For example, St. Paul's Cathedral was originally described as "amusing, awful, and artificial" meaning "amazing, awe-inspiring, and artistic".
Even "bruh" is in the OED now. Doesn't stop me wanting to hit people who use it rather hard though.
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When I hear someone use "bruh" I look to see if they are cross-eyed, slack-jawed and count how many teeth are missing. And now it's in the dictionary. I guess you can just give me an "OK boomer".
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"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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... for my new Windows Store app: Kriegsspiel (War on a Map).
Passed the Certification Test and am hooked up to the store. Still need time for "extras" but it is playable and true to the original.
Most pleased I got the (app and store) name even though it's been in existance prior to 1824 when the tabletop version debuted (Berlin). It's still played table top but I'm not aware of any similar playable simulations.
(Proably my last app).
"Before entering on an understanding, I have meditated for a long time, and have foreseen what might happen. It is not genius which reveals to me suddenly, secretly, what I have to say or to do in a circumstance unexpected by other people; it is reflection, it is meditation." - Napoleon I
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