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My spelling is perfect; I never make misteaks. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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"The" - but that's a feature, it's in my bio.
Also anything ending in "ing" tends to be typed wrong.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Yeah, at least 50% of the time when I'm typing "the" comes out as "teh". Pathetic really... 
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Put it in the bio and it's no longer a bug, but a feature ... 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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but in your response you got both "anything" and "ending" correct. Kudos!
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Not much problems with typing, but a real tongue twister for me is: Redistributables
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That's because you are THINKING: Redis - Tributables
which is un-pronounceable on the first attempt! LOL
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Ah, I was thinking, that must be it!
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I keep trying to gerp files. I should add an alias.
Keep Calm and Carry On
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Gerp!
Many years ago a colleague and I wrote a shell around grep that took the output and fed it to a macro in brief which set up all the matches as search points, and we called it gerp - so you would gerp a file and brief would pop up and you could then next/prev to all the matches.
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Diaply, oops display.
I have no idea why my fingers do this, it has been like this for years. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Especially if you work at home with a keyboard that has a different horizontal pitch than the one st ypur pffice
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Indeed! When I switch keyboards, all bets are off (and the backspace key gets a helluva good workout).
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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In case non English native also count for me it is:
wether vs. wheter vs. whether 
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It's raining. How is the wether there?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Very wet, not raining and dark! kinda like the inside of a fridge...
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Don't forget 'weather' 
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A common in the group I work with is PostRegs.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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// veirfying
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Not ipmratnot, as lnog as the fsrit and the lsat lretetrs are in pacle, yuor biran wlil be albe to roecpmose the msegase aanwyys
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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That was smooth reading.
Maybe alcohol helps in reading that, yannow?
Whut messge?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Since this is a programming forum...
Please write a programming language that works this way!
First with the native words of the language...
Then allow this for the function signature matching...
I have a name: Dyslexia++
Tag line: Intrinsic Code Obfuscation... Plus Execution Obfuscation...
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pron
There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet!
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Not on this site.
I have this list in CSV format..
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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