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"She complained that you never buy her flowers. Is that true?"
"I honestly did not know that she sells flowers!"
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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My wife kept dropping hints about what to get her for her upcoming birthday. She told me, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 4 seconds."
I went out and bought her a bathroom scale.
And that's how the fight started ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I was in bed watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" with my wife.
I rolled over and asked her 'Do you want to have some fun?'
She looked me in the eye and quickly responded with a resounding "No".
I proceeded to ask her, 'Is that your final answer?'
... Without hesitation she replied, 'Yes..'
I then said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started..
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100 final reading isn't too bad honestly, nowadays. Maybe update that to 200 for a better effect. 
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200Kg? 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Ah ha. . .yes, I see. . .I was reading the mass there, in my native units of pounds.
US wives would take a weight of 100 as a compliment but not so elsewhere to be sure.
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There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet!
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There is code project and then there is the forum.
Chris, with the exception of my comment, this post and replies is golden.
Charlie Gilley
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
Has never been more appropriate.
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For our anniversary, I told my wife:
I will get you diamonds.
Nothing would please me more, she said.
Well, Ok then.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Came across this article titled "General guidance when working as a cloud engineer"
I'm pretty sure that really doesn't exist.
Charlie Gilley
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
Has never been more appropriate.
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is the exact article I was reading...
Charlie Gilley
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
Has never been more appropriate.
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The technology underlying the cloud must be engineered, but the application which is supported by the cloud is not. Though certainly the application developer should still be very diligent about understanding the implications of working on such a surface.
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you want to be a cloud developer, fine. There is no such thing as a cloud "engineer". I interviewed people claiming they were a software engineer, and all they had done was html.
Charlie Gilley
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
Has never been more appropriate.
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There are software engineers. They aren't the best programmers because the best software developers use a combination of engineering thinking and creative thought to create beautiful and functional software solutions. Someone who uses only HTML is neither.
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Don't misunderstand me, I don't want to be a cloud developer -- though my boss wants me to be.
Yes, pretty much anyone (though certainly not everyone) claiming to be a "software engineer" is actually an inexperienced software developer with delusions of grandeur.
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Most software 'engineers' I've met aren't. It's mostly wannabe hype. An Engineer has a high level of academic training, upholds professional standards both personal and technical, and has a disciplined approach. It takes a long time to become an Engineer.
Being able to scribble code and know what TDD, DRY and SOLID mean don't make you an Engineer, just as in other fields being able to design a steel beam or fix a car or a washing machine don't make you an Engineer.
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Persons using the title Software Engineer who do not have an Engineering degree & a professional licence (e.g. P.Eng. in Canada) should desist as it is illegal to call yourself an Engineer in many countries without those qualifications. If the relevant governing body finds out (e.g. PEO in Ontario), they will take such a person to court as a matter of policy & the offender will be fined & have court costs to pay.
RB (P.Eng.)
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To me, software engineering is about the discipline of applying techniques to manage software complexity. At a minimum, source code management, unit/regression testing, continuous integration, issue management and where possible, code review. It is much, much more than slinging code, which is what I did for the first 20 years of my career before I called myself a software engineer.
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Persons using the title Software Engineer who do not have an Engineering degree & a professional licence (e.g. P.Eng. in Canada) should desist as it is illegal to call yourself an Engineer in many countries without those qualifications. If the relevant governing body finds out (e.g. PEO in Ontario), they will take such a person to court as a matter of policy & the offender will be fined & have court costs to pay.
RB (P.Eng.)
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more gold. I thought that was The Monkey's. Never been a big RS fan (before my time).
Charlie Gilley
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
Has never been more appropriate.
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Talk about a cushy job. Much softer than being a ground engineer.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Actually, it's a funny article!
Starts off with Quote: Each position focuses on a specific type of cloud computing, rather than the technology as a whole
Then the "must-have skills" below is a laundry list of almost every IT skillset.
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