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Is it tomorrow yet?
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Not yet, check back tomorrow. 
Definition of a burocrate; Delegate, Take Credit, shift blame.
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Sign in bar: Free Beer Tomorrow
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Sign in bathroom over urinal; We aim to please, you aim too, please! 
Definition of a burocrate; Delegate, Take Credit, shift blame.
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How about "Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb"
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Command from 1st Sgt on first break in training at boot camp.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Interesting. I wonder why they changed the date.
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A: It's a place for people to be afraid of their own shadow, to argue, and get angry over the dumbest stuff.
Q: Google, I just sneezed.
A: You're gonna die. Get your affairs in order.
Real Doctor: You just sneezed dude. Go away.
Q: Alexa, can you tell me how to go outside to talk to real humans?
A: No, but would you like to buy a lava lamp?
Q: Bing, what's the future of humanity?
A: Ha ha ha ha ha!
I can't use the joke icon here... because it's true.
Jeremy Falcon
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I am having a lot of contact to strrangers in the internet lately, and it is really demoralizing to see how some of them interact online...  
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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The internet brings out the true inner being in people and allows them to express it freely.
Think Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
Definition of a burocrate; Delegate, Take Credit, shift blame.
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And thanks god that CP exists 
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I'd upvote this as "insightful" if I could.
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"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Amazingly clever example of spear-phishing received this morning:
Quote: From: {Not my boss's name} <radom-gmail-address>
Subject: Richard
Hello Richard
Are you in the office this morning? Keep me posted if you're available. I need you to carry out a quick task for me. Kindly re-confirm your WhatsApp number here for briefing details.
Kind Regards,
{My boss's name}
Sent from my iPad.
Not even the slightest attempt to disguise that it wasn't sent by my boss. 
I'm almost tempted to reply and give him the "action fraud" number to contact.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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An employee of mine got an email like this recently, except it seemed to have been send by me.
Of course he knew something was up because I call and send him messages all the time.
Plus I don't talk that formal 
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Aside from all the other clues, I live over 300 miles away from "the office". The chances of my boss randomly asking if I'm in the office today are slim to sweet-FA.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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But are you in the office today? 
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We're inundated constantly. Anyone in our org with social media/linkedin presence associated to the company.
They'll get bogus emails and SMS which are all akin to this but generally much better quality so far as obvious legitimacy goes. You can even tell they're deducing corporate structure and walking org charts with social manipulation trying to find folks to spear with juicy login creds.
I get why they would see us as juicy, but I think they overestimate our value as a target. I doubt they'd ever get near the bits that actually transfer money even if they managed to spear the best someone because nobody at all can just "do" that outside the context of a constrained checks/balances system.
As an internal party with 'secret knowledge' if I were going to flip to the dark side my first step would be getting a new job where acting in greed and recklessness would pay easier/better to be worth it.
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To paraphrase:
- All that is necessary for the triumph of Evil is for good people to be careless.
- Eternal vigilance is the price of security.
- An oblivious man and his account are soon parted.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I'm there for the last few months...
"If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization." ― Gerald Weinberg
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A company I was a body-rent consultant for (I know it's a mouthful but I don't want to be associated with them if I can avoid it) wired 5 million euros to a scammer falling to a similar trick.
The irony? My current company had the same trick described in detail in their mandatory security training I had to attend during my first week as employee 
GCS/GE d--(d) s-/+ a C+++ U+++ P-- L+@ E-- W+++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
The shortest horror story: On Error Resume Next
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Boss: Are you in the office this morning?
Me: I am standing right in front of you, at this present moment. Don't you recognize me? I am wearing a striped shirt.
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Amarnath S wrote: I am wearing a striped shirt.
Are you also wearing a beret, a black eye-mask, and carrying a large sack with the word "SWAG" printed on it?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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