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Now she's not talking to me. **
** I don't actually have a wife. I claim comedic license.
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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 good one
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Keep a stiff upper lip! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
"Hope is contagious"
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Use your polymorphism and substitute the concrete type of chapstick/lip balm for the abstract interface AppliesToLips*
*I chose this over the Java variant of Applicable(Lippable?)
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I did the same for my wife's eyeliner. Now she won't even look at me.
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I chopped my hair off with kitchen shears yesterday so I could solder.
I looked for a hat, a hairband, or a bandanna, and found scissors first.
I was going to have my hubby shave my head when he got home, but now he insists what I did to my hair is adorable, and I'm trying to figure out if he means it, or if he's just lazy and doesn't want to clean up what I did. 
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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My wife often cuts her own hair because the professionals never do what she wants.
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Please update your Profile Picture 
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Sounds like a good enough reason to retire!
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I really like my work though. I like it more than I liked my hair. 
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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A shaven head can look cute too, but they are a lot of work. Think about 5 o'clock shadow, but all over your head - and how much shaving that is going to require to keep it looking neat.
I speak from experience: I had my head shaved for charity (the second Red Nose Day[^]) and I gave up keeping it that short after a couple of days. Took years to get back to pony length ... and it was a PITA at every stage in between. 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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ditto
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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I had hair half way down my back for many years and I went to my grand daughters one day and told her to cut it off.
How much papa?
All of it!
She refused to do it, I had to go to a barber. When I went in and told him to cut it all off, he smiled real big.
Give me coffee to change the things I can and wine for those I can not!
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Latest Article: Simon Says, A Child's Game
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Reminds of "that Saturday" when I was 15. Ever since I was 12, I had been letting the hair go long.
That Friday night, my dad and I are watching the news and he turns to me and says "how about a hair cut tomorrow?"
I was getting tired of it, but sure. That barber smiled large as well.
When I walked in my first class on Monday, there was a huge gasp from the class 
Charlie Gilley
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
Has never been more appropriate.
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When I joined he service, they didn't bother to ask me how I wanted it. 
>64
Some days the dragon wins. Suck it up.
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Quote: I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratsy, matsy
Oily, greasy, fleecy
Shining, gleaming, streaming
Flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied
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For those who do not immediately recognize the source: Hair[^]
Or ask grandpa if he has kept his old DVD copy of the musical.
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There were no DVDs in the 1960s. Now get off my lawn!
Harumph!
(I do have a CD version of the soundtrack, but it was produced in the '90s)
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Which is why I gave it a flower, for flower power.
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Wow! An earworm from 1969. I still remember way too many of the lyrics.
I was part of a University Conference group who somehow managed to get tickets to the final dress rehearsal of the Sydney production.
And of course, I have the (London?) cast recording on vinyl.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Just started to sing immediately... Probably watched way too many times...
"If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization." ― Gerald Weinberg
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"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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