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C++ for me.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Java!?! 
Because I drink it, doesn't mean I have ever written a line of it. Frankly, the list of possible answers were lacking.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Ditto. They seriously picked the language I detest most 
Also, what PC brand I use? I think most of us don't have a brand on their machine and opt for more power.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I am C guy. But the survey said I was Java (which I have never used). I guess C sort of looks like Java. Stupid survey.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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I'm Perl, maybe that's why nobody understands me.
CI/CD = Continuous Impediment/Continuous Despair
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Perl, if there's a language that I detest it's Perl! 
The description seems more fitting:
Quote: Your best days may be behind you, but you you've still got it. Once you make a friend they are friends for life. You are unpredictable, but those who know you best are used to it.
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"Perl programs are unpredictable just like you". 
"In testa che avete, Signor di Ceprano?"
-- Rigoletto
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Visual Basic, which is actually my preferred language for it's syntactic clarity.
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I am right there with you.
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Half the questions have no answer for me. So there is no way to tell what I really am. My random selections got me to Visual Basic though.
Brent
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I ended up with python (the language I ended up doing the most in before I retired). My result (after a few "WTE - I don't know these people - no answer I understand") was
You are educated and enjoy research, especially in science. You also love a good book when you have time to read. You pay attention to the details and you don't accept mistakes.
which is scarily close to the truth.
Treading on the toes of giants . . .
modified 2-Sep-22 15:11pm.
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Java - "You know the solution to everyone's problem but your own". Maybe there is some truth to that.
Noone reports C#. My guess is that C# doesn't appear in the list of answers; Java is the closest you will get.
I sure would like to see the logic used to determine the result. It would probably reveal a lot about the personal preferences of the developer of the "test".
It is of course meant as a joke, but revealing the developers prejudices would give it some "serious" value, telling how other people make their judgements.
As others have remarked: For half of the questions, my real reply is like "None of the above".
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Today I'm turtle graphics.
It's just been one of them days...
cheers
Chris Maunder
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I got Python then took it again with a couple of changes and got Perl. Both descriptions seemed fitting.
Favourite colour is one thing, but does anyone actually have a favourite punctuation character!!!
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For you and all of the other folks complaining about Visual Basic it is the very best language!
You all must be very skilled. 
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Result: Perl
Your best days may be behind you, but you you've still got it. Once you make a friend they are friends for life. You are unpredictable, but those who know you best are used to it.
(language I do not even touched, ever)
A true garbage this one... The difference between Perl and C++ is choosing + over . on the 'What is your favorite non-alphanumeric character?' question... (which is one of many totally stupid questions)
“Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
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python, better than VB but not by much.
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
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Watched the first 2 episodes.
Meh. Mediocre acting, elves that don't look elvish, constant epic emotional music, overdone and mediocre CGI, absurd dialog with random pithy clichés, meandering aimless plot lines, stupid love plot hints, and generally stupid behavior by children to move the death and destruction plot line along.
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Standard soap opera fare, then.
J.R.R. Tolkien must be spinning in his grave. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: J.R.R. Tolkien must be spinning in his grave.
Yeah. It's unfortunate, "they" could have done much better - the script is like something I'd expect from junior high school students.  Actually, worse.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: J.R.R. Tolkien must be spinning in his grave
His son Christopher probably moreso, as I understand it. He was very much against selling the rights to LotR and the Hobbit for the movies (having made a career out or riding his father's coattails, and never having an original idea for himself), but his grandson had no problem taking the money.
I don't think a TV series would've happened with Christopher still in charge of the estate.
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Not surprised. They spent all the money on purchasing the rights to do this. Time to start saving money!
Hogan
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shackle the French arthritic vagrant (11)
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