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MMmmmmm, purple... 
TTFN - Kent
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I like the colors, maybe not for me, but I find them to be nice.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Chris Maunder wrote: iPad Pro is to be the replacement for the Macbook
Is that an oversized tablet or an undersized PC?
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Chris Maunder wrote: Update: So the iPad Pro is to be the replacement for the Macbook. No one's come out and said it, but with the M1 chip, 2Tb storage, 16Gb RAM, thunderbolt over USB-C: it's a touch-enabled Macbook.
My girlfriend is "touch-enabled". My PC isn't. It does a command line, which she doesn't.
How much better is your programming with that "touch-enabled"?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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If you inform to the police about dumb criminals, are you likely to need a witless relocation program?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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So witty I nearly felon the floor! Barring any objections I only need worry when this sentence ends.
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If you inform the police, you are.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I have about 500 lines of C++ code devoted to representing and manipulating them. It's rectangles everywhere.
I blt a bitmap - source rectangle for copy window, destination rectangle for destination blt position and size, plus flipped if the rect is flipped, clipping rectangle for clipping the output to a window, and an offset rectangle for correcting for partially "offscreen" blts.
It's rectangles all the way down. Overlapping, containing, rotating, intersecting, confusing rectangles. 
I'm going to need a lot more coffee.
Ode to two humble points
That leave my mind all disjoint
Apparently simplicity's a sin
Where do I even begin?
Real programmers use butterflies
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honey the codewitch wrote: It's rectangles all the way down
You should be using Turtle (logo programing language)[^] ... 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Some years ago I read that there was a patent on saving the portion of a display that was being overwritten, so that it could be restored without regenerating it. Some folks just need a good caning.
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I'm fine with copyrighting software but I think software patents were a mistake.
Real programmers use butterflies
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honey the codewitch wrote: I think software patents were a mistake
You just violated my patent restrictions on that very idea. You will now pay me $100 jillion dollars, or face interminable litigation.
Software Zen: delete this;
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You'll have to catch me first!
Real programmers use butterflies
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At least you are not dealing with circles. They are pointless.
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Thank you. It was a goofy joke but it's just what I needed right now. Thank you for the smile.
Real programmers use butterflies
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How many sides does a circle have?
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I have no idea, but I suppose a case could be made for any of the three good numbers: 0, 1, or ∞.
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Two; an inside and an outside.
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Behold - they shall swarm in vast numbers[^]. But, all in all, just enjoy the show.
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Wow, 17 years underground!? Kind of cool, I think.
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So ... seventeen years in the dark, and then they come out for sex?
They are developers, aren't they?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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OriginalGriff wrote: They are developers, aren't they?
Only the addicted to coding kind, I would imagine. 
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No, they're coming out for sex.
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