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What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Goulash
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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I know that they are bad liars - you can see right through them.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Where do belly buttons go to college?
Navel Academy
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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They too hate fetch quests.
GCS/GE d--(d) s-/+ a C+++ U+++ P-- L+@ E-- W+++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Have to hunt for my own food.
I haven’t got the slightest clue where tacos live.
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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They live in tortilla fields.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Ok. But you’re not allowed to go into those because that’s nacho field!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Unless you are a glutton for PUNishment.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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I don't get why we still have farmers with cows and pigs.
Just buy your milk and meat at a store, people!
Also, why do all cows have girl names?
There's a deep connection between our food chain and the patriarchy!
Both these comments were seen on Twatter (and those people weren't joking) and reconstructed here from my memory.
Unfortunately, these people get to vote too 
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I believe that the old BBC report on the great 1957 spaghetti harvest ([^] was discussed here at CP not too long ago ... with some Brits insisting that, of course, everyone in GB immediately understood that it was a joke, noone were really fooled ... Well, lots of people told a quite different story.
That was 65 years ago. I guess that in those days, more people knew how various foods are made, but complete knowledge wasn't the norm even back in those days.
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Being a vegetarian I don't have to run too fast to catch a potato.
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I think the painter bundle[^] is better
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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this is an advertisement. i.e., spam.
«The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled» Plutarch
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Wordle 477 4/6
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🟨🟩⬛🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Wordle 477 3/6
⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜
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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Wordle 477 6/6
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🟨🟩⬛⬛🟩
⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩
🟨🟩⬛🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
I had to resort to an anagram solver. Not a word I'd thought of myself!
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Yuck.
Not nice:
Wordle 477 4/6
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⬜🟩🟨⬜🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Wordle 477 6/6
⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜
🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜
⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨
⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩
🟨🟩⬜🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Never thought of this as an English word. Thought it was like an informal address, a short form of a bigger phrase.
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Thought it was a slang sort of word...
Wordle 477 4/6
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Wordle 477 6/6
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⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜
🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩
🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Like many others here I didn't think this would be a valid word.
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Wordle 477 3/6
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Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Wordle 477 3/6
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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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