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The economy is so bad I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
It's so bad CEOs are playing miniature golf
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 congressman
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America
Motel 6 won't leave the light on anymore
A picture is now worth only 200 words
They renamed Wall Street to Wal-Mart Street
Finally, I called the suicide hotline and got a call center in Afghanistan. When I told them I was suicidal they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck
** doesn't really apply to the US economy right now but I still got a chuckle from it when I saw it.
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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honey the codewitch wrote: Finally, I called the suicide hotline and got a call center in Afghanistan. When I told them I was suicidal they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck
This almost killed me
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I almost didn't post that line, because I didn't want to offend anyone, but I figured elephant it, Afghanistan is overrun by the Taliban. If anyone gets their knickers in a twist over it, I won't lose any sleep.
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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I think that was a joke on your joke.
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I thought it might be, but I wasn't sure, so I figured I'd just share my thoughts about that line anyway, since I had some. 
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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I don't see why Role-Playing Games are so popular over there.
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They sure do love their RPGs, they always carry at least one.
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Well, I don't live in Afghanistan, but I love my RPG II!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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honey the codewitch wrote: doesn't really apply to the US economy right now
Show-off. You with your functioning economy and not completely incompetent and/or evil government. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: Show-off. You with your functioning economy and not completely incompetent and/or evil government.
Careful, getting close to Soapbox stuff there.
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
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If you got it, flaunt it. 
Nobby Nobbs
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Richard Deeming wrote: and not completely incompetent and/or evil government.
Because you think they're only 99% incompetent and evil? 
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Surely he was being sarcastic... right?
The US government is just as incompetent and evil as any every other government.
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fgs1963 wrote: The US government is just as incompetent and evil as any every other government.
Have you seen our government here in the UK?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Ha! I guess the grass is always greener on the other side of the pond.
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Look, we elected a person who at her first political appointment saluted the President's painting with a fascist salute, and is strongly tied to neo-fascist parties like Mussolini's nephew party and CasaPound. She's also very friendly to Orban and Le Pen.
I'm not saying we are the worst because we aren't, but man...
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Ha! Don't fall for it. Everyone to the right of Mao Zedong is considered a fascist by much of today's media. All the while they ignore the blatant authoritarian policies of their favorite "liberal" politicians.
Psychologists call it projection.[^]
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Yeah, marching in full fascist regalia and routinely doing the roman salute while defending Mussolini is not media projection, it's quite obvious.
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Hmmm? Every article about her that I find that mentions any of that offers no proof (pics or video) and even then only "references" stories from decades ago. Can you offer anything recent?
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It's so cold that I saw a congressman with his hands in his own pockets.
-- Mark Twain
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Old crazy lawyer joke.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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All good ones. Put them my joke catalogue. Yes, I can't remember them all.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Dividing corn ? very loud (12)
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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I see what you did there! 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Thought it would've gone by now
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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