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was asked to do a gig at a funeral. He was given the date, time, location and paid in advance.
Come the day of the funeral he forgot and in a rush was late.
He arrived at the cemetery and saw a big mound of dirt and decided since he had already been paid he would play anyway.
He played like it was his own parent that had been buried and was packing up to go and one of the grave diggers came over to talk to him.
He told him that he had been installing septic systems for over 40 years and that was the first time anyone had ever played for them.
The most expensive tool is a cheap tool. Gareth Branwyn
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Wouldn't bag pipes be more appropriate?
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If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, for Nandos ...
Anyone seen my coat?
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"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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I heard you all met the Beatles in Strawberry fields.
BTW I have not seen your coat.
Sometimes, one man's trash is just trash.
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I once took Jabba out for lunch... at Pizza Hutt.
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lol
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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I knew Tommy Evans from Badfinger
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Very cool. Makes sense. The Wales connection. Sadly he died young as many of them did.
I still have their "Straight Up" album I purchased new in early 70's.
I was a bit poor but had to have it.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Does your Wagamama know? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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He opposes the war by raising his hat first, first, first, first! (8)
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Pacifist ?
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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You are up tomorrow! 
He opposes the war by
raising (reverse)
his hat CAP -> PAC
first, I
first, first, F
first! IST PACIFIST
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I'm glad you explained - I got the cap backwards and the ist but not I and f
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
modified 31-May-22 4:49am.
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Just saw it with family. Pretty intense, good story, not the best casting, entertaining.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Mission Impossible in air ?
CI/CD = Continuous Impediment/Continuous Despair
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Decades ago I kept hearing that the original was basically a 2-hour recruitment video. I'd be curious to know if anyone was left with the same feeling this time around...
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there was a bit of the flavor in the new version. The flying scenes are amazing. A little mission impossible but not so much the trickery.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Wordle 346 3/6
🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟩🟩⬜🟩🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Wordle 346 4/6
⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨
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🟩🟩🟩⬜🟨
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Wordle 346 4/6*
⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨
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🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩
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Wordle 346 4/6*
⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜
🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨
🟨⬜🟨🟩🟩
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Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have. -Anon
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Wordle 346 5/6
⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨
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⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜
⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Wordle 346 5/6
🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜
🟨🟩🟨⬜⬜
⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
That fourth guess gave me the letter I needed 
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Sander Rossel wrote: That fourth guess gave me the letter I needed
Hard mode won't let you do that... 
Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have. -Anon
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Is there a hard mode?
And how so?
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