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In an effort to cut off the their gambling revenue stream, the Welsh Senedd has announced a total ban on Russian Roulette effective immediately ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Hit em where it counts
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
JaxCoder.com
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I doubt that has more than a one in six chance of working!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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In the 19th century.
My chamber does twelve.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I'll go to hell for laughing at this
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People are dying there.
This joke is too soon. Way to soon.
Why don't we solve wars by playing monopoly? Or Stratego??
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Regrettably, it's also not far off what the international community is actual doing ... 
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"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Making jokes?
In a war, lots of people die, including children. Are you a father?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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No, implementing fairly useless sanctions ...
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"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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You'd rather have outright war?
More dead?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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War? There will be some building destroyed, some shot fired and then the "international community" will serve Ukraine to Putin on a silver plate so that he doesn't get pissed and start WW3.
Then when mr Vladimir will decide that Poland is also "etnically, historically and racially" [paraphrased from mr H] Russian, then Czech Republic and Solvakia, then... you got the gist.
And I'm veering waaay too much into Soapbox territory.
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Why is it when I discuss politics, I am the one that gets banned. 
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Yup. Poland is of no interest, but do explain how this is a danger to Europe.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Apart from having an expansionist semi-dictator at the borders... nothing. And that's why we (Europeans, as I am) might as well bide our farewells to the Balcanic and Eastern Europe neighbors.
And now I shall stop truly as I am already deep in SB territory.
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You already went way beyond. I'm not allowed to comment, that would be a ban.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: This joke is too soon. Way to soon.
I have a customer that's originally from Ukraine.
If you had heard his jokes about this whole situation you'd get a heart attack.
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I wouldn't. I'd just explain war is no joke. Go stand next to the pile of corpses and play comedian there.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I'll make sure to tell him.
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Gallows humor has its place. Sometimes it's the only thing that can keep the tears at bay.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
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It's actually a joke about the buffoons in the Welsh (so called) government.
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Twinings and Whittard's enacted an embargo on Russian Caravan.
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The Russians have responded with sanctions on Chicken Kievs.
// TODO: Insert something here Top ten reasons why I'm lazy
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War is a stupid and tragic waste of life. I doubt that it something to joke about.
I have no doubt this will escalate into WWIII before it is over.
As far as Joe "Neville Chamberlain" Biden goes, "those that ignore history are doomed to repeat it".
Biden is the worst President ever! Putin is out of his mind. The citizens of Ukraine have been well and truly screwed by the U.S and Nato.
Seriously worried in NOLA
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Please someone adds an Option Explicit to Python.
The fact that something like this is even conceivable, let alone valid, is atrocious:
class Empty:
pass
Empty.completelyNewAttribute = "seriously?"
obj = Empty()
obj.randomTypo = 10
Every new programmer makes fun of C++ for being unnecessarily hard to use but I think that a language like Python, with all the possible ways it enables programmers to shoot themselves, is 10 times harder than C++.
And yes, my opinion that Python is VB with different clothes is only becoming stronger. Ugh.
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when I see code statements like goto and option explicit, I run in the opposite direction.
den2k88 wrote: with all the possible ways it enables programmers to shoot themselves
I honestly think that is the objective (thinning the herd). 
den2k88 wrote: Every new programmer makes fun of C++
What is funny about this is that most of the software these "new programmers" run, was written partly or mostly in C++. Inconceivable!
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