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OriginalGriff wrote: it was time for dinner
Now if it were time for breakfast, I'd say that you had something!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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How many impossible things would that require?
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Seven before breakfast. For the eighth, have dinner at Milliways. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I'm just waiting for my future self to bring me one.
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What do we want?
TIME TRAVEL!
When do we want it?
IT'S IRRELEVANT!
Clever And Funny Signs - YouTube
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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90% of being married is just shouting "What?" from other rooms.
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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They call that selective hearing, works for me most of the time.
The most expensive tool is a cheap tool. Gareth Branwyn
JaxCoder.com
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Herself has that - she hears one word in three and makes the other two up ... 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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But hear you whisper something, let's say controversial at 40 yards.
The most expensive tool is a cheap tool. Gareth Branwyn
JaxCoder.com
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Damnit! So did Herself!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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lol
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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True
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Nope if I am in another room I feel justified in ignoring anything but a screech anguish.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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I have been married, yes, to the same woman, for 49+ years.
The secrets to a lasting relationship are:
- Pig-headed stubbornness.
- A lot of good luck.
- Separate Bathroms.
True!
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I agree. I got you by a few years.
I wait until noon to put my hearing aids in, I just nod my head knowingly.
>64
Some days the dragon wins. Suck it up.
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They're making head lines.
*hides*
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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groan....
Charlie Gilley
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
Has never been more appropriate.
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That was rough.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I bought velvet pillow and it felt wet. So I caught on with cotton ones.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
modified 16-Jun-22 10:53am.
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