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Is a current affairs show for snowmen just Flake News?
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"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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In my ice, I've always found 'current affairs' to be quite a shock.
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Hail yes it is!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Crisis in snowman land, they're having a huge melt down.
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Many of his workers have had to elf isolate ...
Taken from 2020 Christmas cracker joke winners[^]
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"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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I assume it was intentional to not use the joke icon? 
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because Santa is real, right? sheesh. 
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Everybody knows that!
Even QA querists ... 
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"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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OriginalGriff wrote: querists
What does one's preferences have to do with this?
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Santa Claus isn' real, but |Santa Claus| is. It's the norm.
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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den2k88, please hold still now.
We're going to have to hurt you.
Software Zen: delete this;
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I always considered him complex. With the imaginary part signfificantly larger than the real one,
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Oh it was a joke? Thank goodness! I was worried there for a while.
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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They're probably getting awful thirsty also what with the rain dear.
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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That is elephanting Rudolph you! 
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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That's fairy funny. My cheeks are actually gnome from laughing so hard - many, sometimes you sleigh me!
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... or you end up with this Christmas tree on display[^] 
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"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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That can't be real! Please 'fess up. It looks like all the contributors had eaten glitter. 
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Be careful for what you ask for - you might get it.[^]
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 I recall seeing that, and it must have subconsciously influenced my comment!
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I think who ever came up with this is a legend... tis the season to be merry...
Who the f*** is General Failure, and why is he reading my harddisk?
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someone ... ah ... retentive at least. 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Phil.Benson wrote: I think who ever came up with this is a legend gastroenterologist.
FIFY
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Damnit.
Must be the color. I saw that and somehow was immediately reminded of ![Green Alien | [Alien]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/alien.gif) .
Now I can't unsee it.
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That definitely sums up the year 2020.
Kelly Herald
Software Developer
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