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If there isn't, might I suggest "faux-gress"? 
Edit: Damnit, someone beat me to it! 
Urban Dictionary: Fauxgress[^]
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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That isn't quite this, but I hadn't heard it. 
I'm also trying to avoid things which inhibit actual progress, such as "My pants are still in the dryer, but I put my shoes on!"
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We don't know what it is, but we know a lot of things that it isn't.
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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False economy means cutting costs now but causing it to eventually cost more.
Potemkin village[^] might be closer to what you're looking for, but it doesn't quite seem to hit the mark.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: In the same vein as "false-economy", but in regards to progress -- "false-progress".
Usually replaced by "We've appointed a committee"
Also, "meeting notes", q.v. *
If copious, please forward to Richard MacCutchan . . .
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"We've assembled a Tiger Team to review the requirements..."
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Fake Progress, or Show-off Progress, or Pseudo Progress.
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Doesn't "imaginary gains" come close?
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Oh there's tons of things you can indicate as progress:
1. meetings
2. phone calls
3. architecture diagrams (all done on a whiteboard conveniently erased by the next meeting room attendee)
4. planning - this is a great one. Planning documentation, planning unit tests, planning integration tests, planning UAT, planning planning.
5. requirements gathering
6. requirements review
7. Gantt charting
8. resource scheduling
9. tooling
10. database setup
11. test environment configuration
None of those things actually needs to have been done!
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: My boss is just so intent on "showing progress" even when none exists.
How about making it a simple portmanteau word: showgress.
(I had thought about 'congress' as in pros and cons)
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I think Big Brother has a registered trademark on showgress, along showmance, etc.
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True story: "We haven't released anything in 2 years, but we have 500 unit tests!"
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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For some reason, a far-too-large segment of the population if most nations, regardless if they're politically left, right, centrist, religious fanatic or agnostic, believe that trying to avoid the spread of COVID (or in the fullness of time, something new) by taking precautions crushes their liberties. That they (and their families) somehow are not going to get infected. Etc. Etc. Etc.
Maybe if someone will just get them to understand the simple truth of the situation. No matter what your beliefs, bacteria and viruses do not discriminated:
They see us as food
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modified 3-Nov-20 10:28am.
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Worse: we are a huge "orgy room" for them to breed in, as well as a food supply! 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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It's not helped by the press - who as soon as any announcement is made, go out of their way to find someone who disagrees and put them on prime-time TV news endlessly. If they ask enough people, of course they can find some idiot who disagrees! Do I really need to know what some random 83-year-old woman thinks about lock-down?
Sadly, the news these days is delivered up by people who shouldn't even be working for a provincial newspaper. It's cheap, shoddy, blinkered 'journalism', more interested in pouring petrol on the flames than providing us with facts.
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5teveH wrote: providing us with facts.
You probably very old, if you still remember the days newspapers used to deliver facts...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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5teveH wrote: Sadly, the news these days is delivered up by people who shouldn't even be working for a provincial newspaper.
I don't live in the US but every time i have tuned in to watch CNN, they always have some BREAKING NEWS headline. I have always wondered how they manage to have breaking news at any time and usually, every day.
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devenv.exe wrote: at any time and usually, every day.
"If you want things done right do it yourself!"
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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The reason they always have breaking news is that they're going for market share - and they need hype to keep it. The generation that lives their lives primarily through their hand-held devices need constant stimulation to pay attention.
The real problem with News is much bigger. The largest news market share in the USA is (frighteningly) FoxNews. The problem with that, more than anything else, is that they are not a news station at all, but constant opinion pieces. Most are too stupid to tell the two apart - and that goes for left-leaning stations, too, like MSNBC. One of the worst problems with opinion pieces is, since they aren't news then misleading or incorrect information need not be recanted/corrected/etc.
With the rapid pace of a world-wide dumbing-down movement, the term "Sheeple" will become obsolete as that will be overstating their analytical abilities.
"Breaking Story" "This Just In" . . .
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Well - it isn't some 83 year old that disagrees.
It's heaps of jackasses with guns surrounding the state capital and even planning to kidnap and assassinate a governor. And massive parties - hundred at a time - gathering together without a care in the world. Political "leaders" discouraging safe behavior and the followers dutifully obliging. Not just in the US - but even violent rioting in the EU (most notably, Italy - despite their previou deadly experience).
No real point to going on and on about all the places this has gone on and not in some exceptional circumstances.
Will publishing it cause them to stop. Actually no.
"Stupid is as Stupid Does" - Forest Gump
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When you have lots of small businesses being forced to close, it does infringe on their liberties. All mandated by people who have no skin in the game and will continue to get paid even if not working their jobettes. Typical one-size-fits-all policies imposed by control freaks.
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You, of course, have a better plan.
I suppose it's akin to "leave the businesses alone and people will do the right thing".
Sh*t, many, that wouldn't even happen in your dreams. Perhaps you prefer the Swedish methodology: do nothing and let nature take its course corpse.
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I'm not going to get dragged further into a political discussion with someone whose views are so facile as to stagger belief. Stop trolling with your unprovoked political posts.
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See here.[^] - this thread.
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