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A perfectionist walked into a bar - it wasn't set high enough.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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It left him unconscious and in limbo.
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A limbo dancer walked into a bar... It was too low for him! 
Speaking of limbo dancers: Somebody broke into my garage the other day and stole my limbo stick. Seriously, how low can you go? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Are Limbo dancers under performers?
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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Or just really bad high jumpers?
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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I tend to rail against such pipe-dreams.
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A priest and a minister walked into a bar - the rabbi ducked.
Real programmers use butterflies
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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and asks “What is this? Some kind of a joke?”
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar...
The rabbit says, “I think I might be a typo.”
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Where to ask question about Azure DevOps ?
Especially release pipelines.
It seems to be a hot topic these days, is there a proper discussion forum here ?
Thanks.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Depending on what you want to know, you may like my signature 
Anyway, QA comes to mind.
There's also an application lifecycle[^] forum, but it doesn't get much posts (and mostly spam) 
Maybe the cloud forum[^], but that has the same problems 
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will go QA ...
I'd rather be phishing!
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Hi again people 
I have a question. You who are software engineers with many years of experience. If you don't like to work with a certain programming language or a field that you are not intrested in, for example you are intrested in embedded systems but you have to work with web development. Do you change your job/ wait for another job oppotunity or do you force yourself to work in that environment anyway? Or maybe you love programming that much that you don't mind, as long as you can program? I'm curious 
modified 3-Jun-21 21:01pm.
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You do what you can to put food on the table until you're able to do what you want.
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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Mike Hankey wrote: You do what you can to put food on the table until you're able to do what you want.
Dang skippy!
During 25+ years of consulting (in one form or another), my focus was being marketable. My career started in a recession and I've survived several more. I had assignments I really liked, and I had assignments where if I was given the choice of going to work or being skinned alive, I'd have to think about it. 
These days? I'm in a job I like, mostly doing things I want to do. But my focus has not changed -- marketability. Never let personal desires get in the way of supporting yourself (and your family, if you have one).
If a job really sucks (and I've had a few that did), find a new one.
Keep in mind that technology and languages change -- frequently. 30+ years ago, change was slow enough that learning a given technology could mean employment for a decade. Things change a lot faster today -- remain flexible and keep learning.
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Well put
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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Depends, you like eating?
You keep the job you have until you find the job you want. Try to do your best at whatever job you have and look for opportunities both inside and outside.
I worked for a Gov't contracting company on a project that was still using Delphi 6 in 2013. The Army decided they didn't need our system anymore and the boss gave us free rein to look for other work while we finished out the contract time (30 days). I was looking everywhere for anything and got a call about a job using Delphi 6, I REALLY didn't want to keep using that outdated tool but went on the interview anyway. Was offered the job on the spot and am still at the same job, but the Delphi 6 work has vanished. I was moved to a Java project and am thriving.
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
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We all have our off days, sometimes something we don't like comes along at work.
I usually shrug it off and wait for better things to come my way.
However, when it's structural, and it may take weeks or even months to realize this, I'm off for a new job.
I also take my resume into account.
When I get offered a job as a WinForms developer now , I'll decline.
WinForms is not really what most employers are looking for today and taking such a job may hurt your chances for future jobs (even though I still love WinForms).
On the other hand, if I get offered a job that doesn't seem particularly appealing, but I know I'll get to work with some hot new technologies, I may just take the job.
All that's in the past of course, as I'm now my own boss and I'm not planning on going back into employment
Disclaimer:
Don't quit your job before you got a new one!
Try to find something you like "on the side".
I once quit before I got something new, but I was in a very luxurious position that allowed me to do that (and I REALLY hated my job, even took unpaid leave so I could get away sooner), wouldn't recommend otherwise
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Sander Rossel wrote: Try to find something you like "on the side".
Exactly.
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Just don't let the wife / girlfriend find out. 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I can suggest two solutions:
- 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷
- 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺
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One bourbon, one scotch, one beer.
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When the game you are playing is boring, take an extremely close look at what you can do to alter the game in subtle ways.
Look Very Closely
I've found that if I look very closely at a specific technology and the more I understand it the more I can find things I am interested in. Many things become more beautiful when you really understand what is behind them and how they are made. Put all of your focus on the thing you don't like so much and you'll probably begin to like it more. And for the boring repetitive parts you can begin to automate those things using a tool (alternate programming language) that may help you enjoy the work better also.
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