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Rage2-Dec-20 21:00

Rage

2-Dec-20 21:00

I have absolutely nothing against the machine.

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Thought of the Day

OriginalGriff2-Dec-20 4:34

OriginalGriff

2-Dec-20 4:34

Please stop trying to paint black and white stripes on my back. I'm fed up with you badgering me.

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Re: Thought of the Day

Nelek2-Dec-20 4:41

Nelek

2-Dec-20 4:41

Badger | [badger,badger,badger,badger...]

M.D.V.

If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
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Re: Thought of the Day

Greg Utas2-Dec-20 4:46

Greg Utas

2-Dec-20 4:46

Strange. Those looked like 🐧, at least on Firefox.

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Re: Thought of the Day

Nelek2-Dec-20 4:53

Nelek

2-Dec-20 4:53

No matter... They would work too... Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

M.D.V.

Re: Thought of the Day

Richard Deeming2-Dec-20 5:14

Richard Deeming

2-Dec-20 5:14

🦡🦡🦡🦡
🦡🦡🦡🦡
🦡🦡🦡🦡
🍄🍄

Poke tongue | ;-P

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- Homer

Re: Thought of the Day

Nelek2-Dec-20 5:46

Nelek

2-Dec-20 5:46

In case of OG... better:

Sheep | [baah]

M.D.V.

Re: Thought of the Day

Greg Utas2-Dec-20 8:32

Greg Utas

2-Dec-20 8:32

Yup, looks like a Welsh bedpost. Big Grin | :-D

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Re: Thought of the Day

jeron12-Dec-20 4:51

jeron1

2-Dec-20 4:51

Boy you really stand by your convictions.

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Re: Thought of the Day

W∴ Balboos, GHB2-Dec-20 4:55

W∴ Balboos, GHB

2-Dec-20 4:55

I don't wish to bust your bubble, but the intent was to simulate a size Z-bra.

Let's not extend this tail lemur[^].

Ravings en masse^
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Re: Thought of the Day

Rick York2-Dec-20 5:49

Rick York

2-Dec-20 5:49

Size Z bra? Isn't that called a hammock?

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Re: Thought of the Day

W∴ Balboos, GHB2-Dec-20 6:44

W∴ Balboos, GHB

2-Dec-20 6:44

Or, perhaps "Ninth Wonder of the World" ?

(in these times, it allows for some unique social distancing, as well)

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"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

Re: Thought of the Day

megaadam2-Dec-20 5:03

megaadam

2-Dec-20 5:03

What colour of paint would you prefer, Sir?

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Re: Thought of the Day

Herman<T>.Instance2-Dec-20 5:19

Herman<T>.Instance

2-Dec-20 5:19

Just turn around and we will paint your belly too

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Re: Thought of the Day

MarkTJohnson2-Dec-20 5:34

MarkTJohnson

2-Dec-20 5:34

I'm skunked to come up with a witty reply.

I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.

Re: Thought of the Day

Johnny J.2-Dec-20 6:10

Johnny J.

2-Dec-20 6:10

Knew you'd find a way to weasel yourself out of trying... D'Oh! | :doh:

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Re: Thought of the Day

Gerry Schmitz2-Dec-20 9:00

Gerry Schmitz

2-Dec-20 9:00

Zebras. Haven't met one on a walk yet. Skunks, porcupines, deer, badgers, ... yes. Dog mostly.

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Re: Thought of the Day

TheGreatAndPowerfulOz2-Dec-20 9:50

TheGreatAndPowerfulOz

2-Dec-20 9:50

#SupportHeForShe
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Re: Thought of the Day

GuyThiebaut3-Dec-20 0:33

GuyThiebaut

3-Dec-20 0:33

Don't remove them in public, that would be tantamount to taking off Zebra.

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I can summarize the book The Mythical Man Month for you

honey the codewitch2-Dec-20 3:54

honey the codewitch

2-Dec-20 3:54

Throwing additional software developers at a problem in order to produce faster is like throwing additional women at a pregnancy to move it along.

Real programmers use butterflies

Re: I can summarize the book The Mythical Man Month for you

W∴ Balboos, GHB2-Dec-20 4:16

W∴ Balboos, GHB

2-Dec-20 4:16

honey the codewitch wrote:
Throwing additional software developers at a problem in order to produce faster is like throwing additional ~~women at a pregnancy to move it along~~ diapers at a baby to get it potty-trained sooner.

FIFY

(this could make a fun chain)

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"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

Re: I can summarize the book The Mythical Man Month for you

honey the codewitch2-Dec-20 4:42

honey the codewitch

2-Dec-20 4:42

That works too. Laugh | :laugh:

Real programmers use butterflies

Re: I can summarize the book The Mythical Man Month for you

BabyYoda2-Dec-20 4:31

BabyYoda

2-Dec-20 4:31

It is humorous but inaccurate so I'll be the party pooper. Sniff | :^)

Adding more software developers CAN produce results faster but adding additional women to a pregnancy CANNOT do anything to speed it along. So the analogy does not quite work.

Re: I can summarize the book The Mythical Man Month for you

Nelek2-Dec-20 4:35

Nelek

2-Dec-20 4:35

Let's change the analogy another time...

BabyYoda wrote:
Adding more ~~software developers~~ managers

M.D.V.

Re: I can summarize the book The Mythical Man Month for you

honey the codewitch2-Dec-20 4:42

honey the codewitch

2-Dec-20 4:42

That's like throwing gas on a fire. Laugh | :laugh:

Real programmers use butterflies

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