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By rosemary?
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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Yesterday my wife came home with enough mascara to last into the middle of next year. I asked about toilet roll and she replied, (quite dismissively!), "that's not important". 
modified 3-Nov-20 4:28am.
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Well, obviously not: each mascara tube comes with it's own little brush which you can ... well, you know ... reuse ... assuming you haven't got any seashells?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Ouch! 
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He does not know how to use the seashells!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I suspect he'll have to get a bunch of profanity fines then ... 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Yes, but the problem will solve itself when he sees what he gets to eat from now on. And it will become a problem again when he discovers the delicious rat burgers.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: the delicious rat burgers ratatouille.
FTFY 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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You have not been hungry enough. Our solution would have been to eat only half our rations, use the rest to fatten the cook and then eat him. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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You eat some strange things in Europe! Or is this the local equivalent of the Discworld's sheep eye soup test?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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No, just ten guys on guard duty and the kitchen had sent us some really unedible stuff. Probably on purpose. Probably someone had complained before. You can't keep the men on their feet for 24 hours without anything in their bellies. I knew the cook of our unit well and it took me only a call and I made a joke about what would happen if he showed up without anything to eat.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I've got the same provider (Sprint), although it's a different account (i.e., my service had been severed). The only possible common thing I have is the modem. I would find it hard to believe that Wikipedia would block everyone using Sprint hotspot service!
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The last one here who was urged not to edit Wikipedia declared someone dead, which turned out to be premature. Did you do anything like that?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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One might first ask what you were editing?
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Wikipedia shouldn't be able to know your modems MAC address.
I'm not really sure what the scenario is here, but if it's an IP ban you could try leaving your modem disconnected overnight and see if you get a new IP address and whether you're still banned on that.
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In my experience, if you have been banned from editing Wikipedia, it is usually attributed to something you did wrong, or you offended one or more of the senior editor/moderators, or the site admin themselves.
Or it could be for the simple reason that marklondon mentioned already, you may trying to edit something that you are not allowed to.
It would have absolutely nothing to do with your internet access or modem.
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Have you asked Wikipedia for the reason?
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Try with Tor.
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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I'd be surprised if every tor endpoint hasn't been blocked due to abuse.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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From your profile and the sounds of it, you're trying to fly under the radar and they have your number in their policy.
Wikipedia:Blocking policy - Wikipedia
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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Oh, that kind of whale tail.
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A tale of two whale tails 
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Quote: the metro train being held up and supported by the sculpture of a whale’s tale about 30 feet
SO that was not a typo?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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No, never underestimate the tales of the whales 
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