Welcome to the Lounge

You are facing the north side of a white house.  There is no door here,
and all the windows are barred.
>get bar
I can't see one here.
>south
The windows are all barred.
>east
You are behind the white house.  In one corner of the house
there is a window which is slightly ajar.
>open window
With great effort, you open the window far enough to allow passage.

Super Lloyd wrote:

The live action sequences are unreal!

You are in the kitchen of the white house.  A table seems to have
been used recently for the preparation of food.  A passage leads to
the west, and a dark staircase can be seen leading upward.  To the
east is a small window which is open.
>up stairs
It is pitch dark.  You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
>up stairs
Oh, no!  You walked into the slavering fangs of a lurking grue.
You clearly are a suicidal maniac.  We don't allow psychotics in the
dungeon, since they may harm other adventurers.  Your remains will be
installed in the land of the living dead, where your fellow adventurers
may gloat over them.
Your score is 15 [total of 585 points], in 98 moves.
This gives you the rank of Beginner.
The game is over.

Super Lloyd wrote:

Typical beginner move!